The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
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- jacobc62
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
I see you begin the climb. I Mario jump onto your head to knock you off the ladder and begin climbing up myself.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
I attach a shock collar to your leg, every move you make is now causing 50,000 volts to surge through you
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
I gently move you to the side 'excuse me ' and continue to climb the ladder at a nice steady pace
slow and steady wins the race
slow and steady wins the race
MOMMY MOON
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
I use a feather tied to the end of a long stick to tickle the soles of your feet each time you try to make a new step up the ladder.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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I detach the shock-collar that was put on me by DeathTheKat and place it on the arm Rook is using to tickle Moon's feet with. I push on ahead of the two.
I also whip out my trusty iron axe and begin to destroy the ladder blocks below me as I climb up.
I also whip out my trusty iron axe and begin to destroy the ladder blocks below me as I climb up.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
- Deaththekat
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
Uses a [REDACTED] MHz frequency to cover the remainder of the ladder in a vibranium coating, redering it indestructible.
I proceed to use a drone to tazer jacob. I climb above him, oiling the rungs as I go.
I proceed to use a drone to tazer jacob. I climb above him, oiling the rungs as I go.
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- Akira110
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I shoot at the Kiwi with a high caliber sniper rifle and then begin my ascent.
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
I shout down "thats just rude dude!"
I then drop an anvil atop you in true cartoon fashion
I then drop an anvil atop you in true cartoon fashion
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I see the anvil, let go of the ladder with my right hand and right foot, making sure that I keep my left hand and foot on the latter as I quickly swing my body to avoid the anvil, letting it fall towards the next person on the way down. As I swing back I shout obscenities in a cartoonish fashion at the anvil thrower.
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
I look up at (User reference removed at user request - Turaiel) "you burned my hair!"
I squeeze my belly and fresh hair slides out of my scalp.
"I knew the play doh surgery was worth it."
I procede to launch an rpg at (User reference removed at user request - Turaiel).
I squeeze my belly and fresh hair slides out of my scalp.
"I knew the play doh surgery was worth it."
I procede to launch an rpg at (User reference removed at user request - Turaiel).
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As I get burned I start taking fire damage. I get angry and pull out the bane, I now ascend slower, but I fire that somabitch off at everyone in front of me. Enjoy.
Spoiler!
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I switch from the bane to a tediore pistol as I stay down on the ladder. I burn a shot and throw the pistol up to blow up the trap, before climbing back up with the Bane in hand firing it off more to annoy everyone with the screaming.
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I shout "You want screaming?! I'll GIVE you screaming!"
I then climb up above everyone and Fus-Ro-Dah everyone off the ladder.
I then climb up above everyone and Fus-Ro-Dah everyone off the ladder.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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As I have a gun in my hand I attempt to hold on to the ladder.
Roll(1d20)+5:
1,+5
Total:6
Everyone hears an "Oh fuc—" Before seeing him explode into a fine mist from the shout.
I now wait for my consciousness to be transferred to a clone.
(Yes, I rolled a dice)
Roll(1d20)+5:
1,+5
Total:6
Everyone hears an "Oh fuc—" Before seeing him explode into a fine mist from the shout.
I now wait for my consciousness to be transferred to a clone.
(Yes, I rolled a dice)
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- Deaththekat
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Re: The Epic Ladder Climb!!!
"Oh bugger this!"
"Initiate fresh start protocol
-literally nukes every goddamn one including myself-
-only the ladder remains-
((there we go, solved some confusion))
"Initiate fresh start protocol
-literally nukes every goddamn one including myself-
-only the ladder remains-
((there we go, solved some confusion))
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