Vending Machine
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- FrogSteaks
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Re: Vending Machine
You get a genderbent kiwi. (Not the bird, the fruit)
I insert enough change for a drink from a vending machine.
I insert enough change for a drink from a vending machine.
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Re: Vending Machine
You get a lukewarm New Coke, with an expiry date somewhere in the '80s (of last century of course)
I insert the results of the Dutch elections of next Wednesday. And I do not want chaos.
I insert the results of the Dutch elections of next Wednesday. And I do not want chaos.
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Vending Machine
You get a Geert Wilders voodoo doll
I insert Mrs. Nibblys bow
I insert Mrs. Nibblys bow
- Deaththekat
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Re: Vending Machine
The machine malfunctions due to the paradox and explodes killing millions. You are somehow unharmed.
I set a zippo down for insertion while we wait for the new vending machine
I set a zippo down for insertion while we wait for the new vending machine
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- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Vending Machine
*arrives in a delivery truck*
Here's your new vending machine, with improved paradox handling and explosion proofing
*inserts Deaththekats Zippo*
You get a magic fireball glove
I insert box of refuse from the Pervbox
Here's your new vending machine, with improved paradox handling and explosion proofing
*inserts Deaththekats Zippo*
You get a magic fireball glove
I insert box of refuse from the Pervbox
Re: Vending Machine
You get nonsense.
I insert a Fluffy tail.
I insert a Fluffy tail.
- dartvader48
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Re: Vending Machine
you get a fur ball
i insert a bottle of 90% rubbing alcohol (i drink em to get myself drunk, so i can draw with my full potential)
i insert a bottle of 90% rubbing alcohol (i drink em to get myself drunk, so i can draw with my full potential)
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Be cunning, be hydrated, be a water-fox
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Extraordinaryly
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Mank deme
Come to the Dark Side
- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Vending Machine
You get a WiFi router (but it's passlocked)
I insert a Tribble
I insert a Tribble
- Deaththekat
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Re: Vending Machine
You get a
I insert an ice cream Sunday
Spoiler!
I insert an ice cream Sunday
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Re: Vending Machine
You get a calendar with October 22nd marked. Must be a special day or something.
I add water.
I add water.
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Vending Machine
The water causes a short in the machines output control circuit
You get a stream of random stuff the had been inserted over time until the machine resets
I insert a pack of super absorber
You get a stream of random stuff the had been inserted over time until the machine resets
I insert a pack of super absorber
- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Vending Machine
*throws soggy super absorbers in the trash*
You get
I insert and
You get
I insert and
- Deaththekat
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Re: Vending Machine
You get the entire legacy estate. Brick by brick
I insert my to-do list for today
I insert my to-do list for today
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- LordWeirdo
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Re: Vending Machine
You get my to-do list for tomorrow.Deaththekat wrote:You get the entire legacy estate. Brick by brick
I insert my to-do list for today
I insert Mein Kampf.
Re: Vending Machine
You get apocalypse.
I insert lava.
I insert lava.