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I'm not slow, I wait for at least 3 other people/things/whatever posting between my contributions here.

That's a good mentality. I think I'll adopt it.

The thread's been going for a good 9 years now... what's the prize for winning again?

It’s a surprise

You'll know when you get a ban for necroposting.

How exactly would one get a ban for necroposting in the one single thread with the most posts on the entire forum?

Bellhead wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 12:03 pm How exactly would one get a ban for necroposting in the one single thread with the most posts on the entire forum?

That one's easy. First, we overhype the thread so EVERYBODY is posting ALL THE TIME!

Then we let the boredom settle in, EVERYONE is bored with it, so NOBODY'S posting.

Then the waiting game happens, and nobody ever mentions the thread again.

No, not even then.

Keep waiting.

You can do it.

Still waiting.

FINALLY, make a single offensive post, both something bannable and having waited long enough to count as thread necromancy.

What are you waiting for?

The right moment to strike.

Perfect time the a counterattack.

Weapons and munition for all sides!

Monthly post

Third post since my last.

And I shall now double-back on that to make an interesting post sandwich.

Sandwich with three layers of something questionable.