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#15826 Post by Kellard »

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Too busy to feel bad anymore guess that works

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#15827 Post by Bellhead »

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#15828 Post by Neutral Smith »

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.

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#15829 Post by Bellhead »

Remember: You're only insane if your mind doesn't function. If it works, just sideways, then you're not insane. Just crazy. And dere ain't nut'n wrong wit bein' a tad crazy. If you don't let yourself get a little crazy, you'll go completely insane.

After all, "Normal" is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.
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#15830 Post by The Blue Fox »

Bellhead wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:22 pm Remember: You're only insane if your mind doesn't function. If it works, just sideways, then you're not insane. Just crazy. And dere ain't nut'n wrong wit bein' a tad crazy. If you don't let yourself get a little crazy, you'll go completely insane.

After all, "Normal" is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.
Totally agree. You have to be at least a little crazy to be able to survive in this crazy world.
And I swear this world just keeps getting crazier and crazier little by little.
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#15831 Post by Bellhead »

And on that note, have any of you taken a week break from the news and social media only to come back and ask "Who the FRIG is playing JUMANJI?!"

It's been like this since COVID hit, and it's just been getting worse. Murder hornets, mutant female crayfish clone invasion, California caught fire, Australia caught fire, the Doomsday Clock moved forward again, Capital Riots... Oh yeah. Beirut exploded. Also Chinese Spy Balloon. And Russian invasion. And the Queen of England died. And that's just what I can think of, AT THIS MOMENT. Seriously, SOMEBODY has to be playing Jumanji. That's the only logical explanation.
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#15832 Post by The Blue Fox »

Nah, Jumanji just spawns jungle-related stuff like vines and animals and whatnot.
There's a game called Illuminati that has all kinds of crazy stuff. Maybe someone's playing a copy of that which has a Jumanji-like curse allowing it to manifest stuff for real.
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#15833 Post by Neutral Smith »

Last of the seven good years ended in 2016, and the last of the seven bad years is now.
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#15834 Post by Bellhead »

I'm curious as to what constituted the "beginning" of the seven good years. Didja win da lottery?
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#15835 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

Im mostly lurking now on Twokinds unofficial discord :kathrin:
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends. :kathrin:

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Re: Last Man Posting

#15836 Post by Kellard »

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#15838 Post by Bellhead »

Crown reclaimed.
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#15839 Post by Neutral Smith »

*Sits on the porcelain throne*
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#15840 Post by jacobc62 »

*Sits on the Epic Throne*
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