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Re: Last Man Posting

#13741 Post by Neutral Smith » Thu May 10, 2018 6:35 am

Every day I visited this desolate place to see if someone else has posted a second reply after the first reply after my post.

Now my wait is over.
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#13742 Post by ThunderVolt » Thu May 10, 2018 9:39 pm

Nobody will ever win.
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#13743 Post by Neptune » Fri May 11, 2018 1:47 am

When the forum's DNS server times out, someone will
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#13744 Post by Technic[Bot] » Fri May 11, 2018 3:04 am

Or until Tom decides the forum is no longer worth the hosting price.
Seriously thought it is quite generous from him not to add advertising to this forum.
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#13745 Post by Neutral Smith » Fri May 11, 2018 4:09 am

Just go somewhere else before that happens :P
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#13746 Post by Foxx Trotter » Fri May 11, 2018 7:04 pm

Oh, we'll be at 950 pages soon enough and 1K months down the road. Maybe the system won't overload. :mrgrin:
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Re: Last Man Posting

#13747 Post by ThunderVolt » Fri May 11, 2018 11:07 pm

I remember when we were at 1000 pages, then that one thing happened and we're back at 950 again.
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#13748 Post by SirJahar » Sat May 12, 2018 1:44 am

You mean when two members had all their posts deleted in like... a month or two of each other?
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#13749 Post by Technic[Bot] » Sat May 12, 2018 4:38 am

It is unlikely the system will overload.
Depending on the backend on this forums each table can have 64 terabyte of info each.
Also all the forum is plaintext so unless Twokinds becomes Avengers-level mainstream and web forums have a resurgence we will be fine.
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#13750 Post by Neutral Smith » Sat May 12, 2018 6:36 pm

Oh, there were 4 replies after my previous one. It goes fast.
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#13751 Post by Technic[Bot] » Wed May 16, 2018 1:09 am

And then it goes slow....
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Re: Last Man Posting

#13752 Post by ThunderVolt » Wed May 16, 2018 2:20 am

We're all busy. End of year. Finals. Stuff like that, y'know?

I'm working on a very special something that everyone will enjoy.
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#13753 Post by Neutral Smith » Wed May 16, 2018 4:39 am

End of year? It's May. Finals? My last ones were 15 years ago. Will enjoy? Don't tell me what to do.
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Re: Last Man Posting

#13754 Post by Foxx Trotter » Wed May 16, 2018 2:55 pm

School is so 1992. :P
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Re: Last Man Posting

#13755 Post by Kellard » Fri May 18, 2018 2:19 am

The future is now, old man.

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