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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#961 Post by Neutral Smith »

Granted, now the roads are covered in black ice.

I wish for more time to do my work. Longer hours, not more.
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#962 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Granted but you now take significantly more time to do the same work.

I wish to be more effective and efficient when working or otherwise doing stuff
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#963 Post by Bellhead »

Granted, but you now have so much stuff to do that work makes you miserable.

I wish my boss had to do my job for a day.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#964 Post by puredeathly »

Granted, but now you have to do all his boring paperwork.

I wish that tomorrow would be weekend too.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#965 Post by Bellhead »

Granted, but now Saturday is a work day.

I wish I could talk to computers.
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#966 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Granted but you realize they really boring to talk to and now people can't understand you.

I wish general people were better with computers.
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#967 Post by Bellhead »

Granted, but now with the singularity, computers are useless.

I wish lawyers didn't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#968 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

Granted. But its now mandatory for everyone to spend atleast five years of mandatory lawstuddying after primary school!

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#969 Post by AnApocalypticLime »

You get a strain of Corona that won't kill you but will keep you in a constant cycle of difficulty breathing for the rest of your life and the doctors won't allow you to purposely suffocate.

I wish I had my knowledge and same physical form in 2009
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#970 Post by Bellhead »

Granted, but everyone else finds out and now nobody trusts you.

I wish I was a basitin IRL.
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#971 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Granted. A couple days later you are abducted by the government. They fake your death and transport you to a military based so they can figure out "What the [expletive] are you"

I wish the dollar price would go down...
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#972 Post by AnApocalypticLime »

the dollar price goes down, but so does everything else (quality of living, population, economy, other important stuff)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#973 Post by Bellhead »

Granted, but now you're socially distant from the deep concentration of coming up with it and you're too embarrassed to display it.

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#974 Post by AnApocalypticLime »

granted, but time stays still whenever you're asleep now

I wish I lived in Colorado
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#975 Post by JonahAndTheWolf »

granted, but now you live in colorado.

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