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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#1021 Post by Bellhead »

Granted. You now recognize every reference everyone makes, including the ones they don't know about, whether safe for discussion or not, and must point out each one.

I wish I had a dolphin's sleep schedule.
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#1022 Post by Technic[Bot] »

You made me google Dolphin sleep patterns :roll:

Granted now you are able to sleep one brain hemisphere at a time. Unfortunately one half of your brain is not enough to do much and can do very little when "half asleep" other than standing still. you also loose the ability to automatically breath and must consciously choose to breath or suffocate.

All this talk about sleep made me sleep would be nice if it did need to sleep at all.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#1023 Post by Rubymess »

Granted now you need to sleep for 23h59m59s a day also you gave me dolphins sleeping schedule.
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#1024 Post by Bellhead »

Granted. The entire comic is now a documentary, censored by the Basitin government, and focused on all keidran culture that has been deemed suitable for public viewing.

I wish American politicians weren't so out of touch.
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#1025 Post by Rubymess »

Bellhead wrote: Fri Sep 29, 2023 11:05 pm Granted. The entire comic is now a documentary, censored by the Basitin government, and focused on all keidran culture that has been deemed suitable for public viewing.
i still get what i want.
I wish American politicians weren't so out of touch.
Granted the united states proposes a bill to the united nations to nuke the u.s. back to the stone age because "it is a threat to the security of all nations, including the united states" it passes unanimously.

I wish European politicians weren't so out of touch

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#1026 Post by Hayate »

Granted, they are now part of the local petting zoo.

I wish time went by just a little slower.
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#1027 Post by Bellhead »

Granted. Everything you hear is now in slow motion, and since you talk faster than everyone else, nobody can understand you.

I wish I had the ability to locate any one object of my choice, precisely, once a month.
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#1028 Post by jacobc62 »

Granted. Now your mother lives with you, and you asking her where it is is how your ability manifests.

I wish I was a decent racecar driver.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#1029 Post by Rubymess »

Granted but you only get to drive on my secret bases racing track,
however in order to drive the car you have to plug this weird adaptor into your spinal chord.

I wish I wasn't forced to wear my human suit and could be a real real furry full time (;_;)

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#1030 Post by Bellhead »

Granted. Your species' lack of evolutionary history causes your government to abduct you for experiments, and you never see the outside ever again.

I wish I had ice cream on tap.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#1031 Post by Rubymess »

Granted but you break me out of the government facility and let me drive in your supper bird.

I wish bellhead was my forever 100% loyal and unconditional friend.

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