1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
605: send them to court in the Basitin Islands.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
606: ♪I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, gets on everybody's nerves, AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES...!♪ [Repeat until they randomly explode.]
607: Force 'em to look at the color grey. It's so boring that they'll eventually fall asleep. That's when you steal their internal organs.
608: Mash their face into a keyboard. Bonus points if you were playing a game with it and won because of said face-mashing.
609: Blow up the earth. No more zombie apocalypse.
610: Turn them into carrots. Then, eat them. (Puking your guts out afterward is completely optional.)
611: Sic your pet, Reggie the attack gerbil, onto them.
607: Force 'em to look at the color grey. It's so boring that they'll eventually fall asleep. That's when you steal their internal organs.
608: Mash their face into a keyboard. Bonus points if you were playing a game with it and won because of said face-mashing.
609: Blow up the earth. No more zombie apocalypse.
610: Turn them into carrots. Then, eat them. (Puking your guts out afterward is completely optional.)
611: Sic your pet, Reggie the attack gerbil, onto them.
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612: Sic your dead brother, Reggie the sheriff, onto them.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Sorry for the necropost, but I'm bringing this back!
613: just man (or woman) up and punch its head off
613: just man (or woman) up and punch its head off
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
614: grabbing your freind to use as a battle axe
615: every horid song found for zombies to listen to.
616: bass cannon
615: every horid song found for zombies to listen to.
616: bass cannon
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617: suffocation by by gum
618: poisoned by public school lunch.
618: poisoned by public school lunch.
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619. Necropost and become one of them.
620. Candlejack
621. Oh shi
620. Candlejack
621. Oh shi
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
622: Complain about them non-stop. When told to stop (by anyone), start whining instead, and I mean REALLY start whining, as loud as you possibly can. Assuming they can't get you, they'll eventually get tired of your [censored] and off themselves to spare themselves from the awful noise.
623: Lava rain. Literally make molten lava rain from the sky.
623: Lava rain. Literally make molten lava rain from the sky.
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624: Maddie's permission slip
625: Hit 'em in the head with a rock.
625: Hit 'em in the head with a rock.
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626: challenge em with a real-life game of rock-em-sock-em robots
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
627: Navi on meth
628: Maddie after drinking 100 cups of cofee
629: Stealing Dark´s bacon
628: Maddie after drinking 100 cups of cofee
629: Stealing Dark´s bacon
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
630: dissolve them with nothing
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631: dig a bottomless pit and throw the zombies in
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631: dig a bottomless pit and throw the zombies in
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632: Use your 3dmg to rek their napes
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
633: Trick them on board a ship, open every door and see the fun of exploding heads.
634: Turn the sun in to a white dwarf.
635: Use Harrp and create massive floods.
634: Turn the sun in to a white dwarf.
635: Use Harrp and create massive floods.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
636: pull an aztec and rip out their hearts
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