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1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#1 Post by leoian » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:40 am

Let's try to find how to kill a zombie with simples objects

1. Dig a fork in the eye
2. The classic door piano trap
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#2 Post by Polar Fox » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:17 am

I break his neck with my hands

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#3 Post by leoian » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:45 am

Kill a zombie with a bookcase
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#4 Post by Polar Fox » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:22 pm

5. Throw him off the tenth floor
6. Connect his head to a wall repeatedly

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#5 Post by leoian » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:16 pm

Use a wine bottle with a shirt launcher
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#6 Post by TheDragonfiend » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:22 am

8. Throw zombie at wall
9. Throw wall at zombie (completely different)
10. Make it watch the notebook (only works on guy zombies)
11. Recreate the titanic with zombies
12. Throw vinyls at its head
13. Shoryuken

Id keep going but i want you guys to actually play XD
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#7 Post by Stryder221 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:52 am

14. Guitar. face. need I say more?
15. Kitchen knife to neck.
16. Shove zombie's nose into the brain.
17. Flammable spray + lighter = flamethrower = toasty!.
18. Smash computer screen into it's face. (not recommended if you love internet...)
19. Leg-sweep, followed by repeated stompimg.
20. Water + electricity = some more Toasty!

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#8 Post by ticoun » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:01 am

21-Shovel in the face
22-Chainsaw
23-Tesla coil (You do need electricity for this one)
24-Drive a car on 'em!
25-Throw bricks or cinderblocks in his face
26-Iron pipe, hit him as you wish
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#9 Post by leoian » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:19 am

Puts a Zombie in an industrial blender.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#10 Post by Flyboy1945 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 10:50 am

Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#11 Post by leoian » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:34 pm

Flyboy1945 wrote:Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
No bomb or gun allowed even the bow or other stuffs.

Only random usual objects.
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A car on a crane falling on a zombie
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#12 Post by Stryder221 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:50 am

32. Bow and arrow Stick arrow in eye without the bow.
33. Pawn with nerd rage!
34. Throw everything except sink.
35. Throw the sink...
36. Strangle with a small length of rope or wire.
37. Smack them with mannequin.
38. The classic "Ooh, what's that!?" followed by sucker-punch.
39. challenge them "In the name of not-so-meaningless battle!", then bash with a sledgehammer.
40. Throw into safe, lock it... never come back...
41. Rip off limbs.
42. beat zombie with them. (Too gory?)

Edit: Edited my numbers, forgot bombs shouldn't count...
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#13 Post by leoian » Sun Aug 05, 2012 12:15 pm

Kill a zombie in a gello pool with a bunch of piranhas inside.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#14 Post by Stryder221 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:45 pm

(If my senses are correct... this is going to get ridiculous, soon.)

44. Drench in gas, then use match. (bring marshmallows!)
45.Put zombie's head in doorway... Close it repeatedly.
46. Bring house down on top of target.
47. hit in head with bat for home-run...
48. Pay :redhair: to challenge in the name of meaningless battle.
(Place bets on the outcome)

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#15 Post by Gabriel of creosha » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:51 pm

49: Call him a hippy in front of the whitehouse. Nixon's ghost will do the rest.
50: shades of grey (make him read it)
51: Turn a stereo system playing metral to full volume, watch the zombie asplode.
52: Give the zed head a grif ball.
53: up up down down left right left right in the nuts, wearing steel toed boots.
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