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Just completely random.I am not here to lead, I am here for those who fall behind.
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DarkTheImmortal wrote:a long time ago I had a dream I was being chased by Zeus for some reason.
actually knowing Greek Mythology I think I have a good guess now.
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Stated in dead seriousness while at work. After somebody got kneed in the head.I wrote:If you are in a position where I would knee you in the head, you're in the wrong place.
I also wrote:My stupidity level is very finite, in the manner of speaking that I know exactly what it is.
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Not the best romantic advice...The fastest way to a girls heart: Is to rip it out of her chest!
There are three things that motivate people: Money, fear and love.
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Some years ago I saw a test of this, using artificial cadavers made for medical purposes, in an experiment to find out if the tales of how many people the Aztecs could sacrifice in a day were plausible. The experiment found that the fastest way to rip out a person's heart is to go in just below the ribs and then up.Technic[Bot] wrote: ↑Mon Jan 27, 2020 12:49 amNot the best romantic advice...The fastest way to a girls heart: Is to rip it out of her chest!
(Oh, and by the way, yes the tales of the Aztecs were said to be plausible.)
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Actual quote. Really happened. Some of these bolts really weren't designed to EVER be removed.I wrote:On today's episode of Stupid [censored] at Work, I'm removing a T30 Torx bolt using a pipe wrench older than my parents! Watch it work flawlessly!
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(With acetylene torches in hand)
Can’t be tight if it’s a liquid...
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No, but I've learned the hard way that, with enough heat, you CAN set low-grade steel on fire... And this was on the pivot mount bolt for the driver's seat... with all the upholstery still on it... .. I was having a rough day.
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Fire will cleanse all sinsBellhead wrote: ↑Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:57 amNo, but I've learned the hard way that, with enough heat, you CAN set low-grade steel on fire... And this was on the pivot mount bolt for the driver's seat... with all the upholstery still on it... .. I was having a rough day.
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Despite being basically illiterate, Mr Panza offered a lot of wealth in his wordsSancho Panza wrote: "And now give me something to eat, or else take your government; for a trade that does not feed its master is not worth two beans."
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Sometimes there's only nowhere else to be.
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The Slo Mo Guys wrote:.. so we can hopefully see that happen super duper extremo bonanza fahst.
Any more adjectives, or..?
Floopin'.
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I... think I've been watching too much anime...
*ahem*My boobs are killing me because you used them to balance an AK-47!
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the phrase "bara crocodile" brings me waves of terror and dread
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