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"Something bigger"
Bro she already gonna knock a [censored] on his [censored] if she turns around too fast
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I hate this guy...
I.. really hate stupid people..Work today wrote:"Hey, do you have a time estimate for that car for <other advisor>?"
"You mean that one I finished, an hour ago, and brought around to be cashed out?"
"Yeah. The customer wants an ETA on when it will be done."
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Oversimplified wrote:In other words, “holy moley thats a lotta blood!
...
I’m starting to think I don’t know how this thread works.
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This won't be over until we have a vaccine.A local meme wrote: I am a bit confused by how people are desperate for 2020 to end. As if in December 31st covid-19 will say:
""Oh [censored] years over!, Thanks for your attention bye"
I have a bet with my colleagues I say we won't be over this until July 2021 at best.
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Yup, that happened.Riddler, on IRC, wrote:Okay, who had "cloned female mutant crayfish" on his list for 2020 Catastrophe Bingo?
People want 2020 to end because of the royal [censored] storm this year has sent out. Honestly, I've lost track. Plague, ice caps and global warming, firenados, dead celebrities... This year has just been crap. And not just for COVID, it's crap anyway. Ooh, found a list. Pretty incomplete, but still.. I forgot murder hornets were a thing, and oh yeah, AUSTRALIA CAUGHT FIRE. And so did almost all of California. And Beirut exploded. COVID just walked in on this, like, "Hi, Imma ruin your- What the [censored] happened here? Alright, I guess I'll make some popcorn."
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And it got worse...
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I don't know why I can't say this with a straight face...Matt's Off-Road Recovery wrote:... poof dirt in my face ...
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Sorry if this counts as necroposting, but I didn't notice this topic before; here are some of my own quotes, both serious and less so. Fair warning, I have a twisted sense of humor.
"The bigger you are, the more chalk they'll need for your outline."
"The mark of a truly wise man is that he recognizes when he doesn't know [censored]."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for his head."
"April showers bring May flowers. What do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox!"
"The bigger you are, the more chalk they'll need for your outline."
"The mark of a truly wise man is that he recognizes when he doesn't know [censored]."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you aim for his head."
"April showers bring May flowers. What do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox!"
"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
"The mark of a truly wise man is that he acknowledges when he doesn't know @%$#." - Me
"The mark of a truly wise man is that he acknowledges when he doesn't know @%$#." - Me
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I'm on the fence as to whether or not I should provide context or not.Becky wrote:This was not in any of my managerial classes and I have no idea how to proceed.
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Techno wrote:I drop kicked that child in self defence, officer, you gotta believe me!
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Some context. I was in a class in college, my professor is a Mechanical Engineer and effortlessy drew a rather complex mechanism on the whiteboard for the class. The man can really draw. and then he commented the following:
Professor wrote: It is not that hard to draw sketches like this, but most of you have never drawn like this and will never do. Back in the day we all had to draw our blueprints with ruler and pen an skill you do not have and that due to AutoCAD and similar is fading away. But do not worry for the same reason you have developed different skills that we do not have....
Althought I have no idea what those skill are or what they are good for but you are supposed to have them.
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You take the psycho path.
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