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Kellard
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Re: Last Man Posting

#15856 Post by Kellard »

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#15857 Post by Neutral Smith »

I'm not slow, I wait for at least 3 other people/things/whatever posting between my contributions here.
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
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#15858 Post by Bellhead »

That's a good mentality. I think I'll adopt it.
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#15859 Post by Arctic Green »

The thread's been going for a good 9 years now... what's the prize for winning again?
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#15860 Post by Hayate »

It’s a surprise
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#15861 Post by Neutral Smith »

You'll know when you get a ban for necroposting.
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#15862 Post by Bellhead »

How exactly would one get a ban for necroposting in the one single thread with the most posts on the entire forum?
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#15863 Post by Arctic Green »

Bellhead wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 12:03 pm How exactly would one get a ban for necroposting in the one single thread with the most posts on the entire forum?
That one's easy. First, we overhype the thread so EVERYBODY is posting ALL THE TIME!

Then we let the boredom settle in, EVERYONE is bored with it, so NOBODY'S posting.

Then the waiting game happens, and nobody ever mentions the thread again.

No, not even then.

Keep waiting.

You can do it.

Still waiting.

FINALLY, make a single offensive post, both something bannable and having waited long enough to count as thread necromancy.

What are you waiting for?
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#15864 Post by jacobc62 »

The right moment to strike.
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#15865 Post by Bellhead »

Perfect time the a counterattack.
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#15866 Post by Neutral Smith »

Weapons and munition for all sides!
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
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#15867 Post by Kellard »

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#15868 Post by Bellhead »

Third post since my last.
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#15869 Post by jacobc62 »

And I shall now double-back on that to make an interesting post sandwich.
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#15870 Post by Neutral Smith »

Sandwich with three layers of something questionable.
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