1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
637: Blowtorch to the face.
638: Stab them with a shard of a computer motherboard.
639: Sic the Ewoks on them.
640: Gently push them into a lake, come back in three years, and then with your index finger prod their waterlogged skull repeatedly like a Scottish nun until it caves in.
641: Write a book, have them ship your characters a certain way, then crush their otp dreams forever.
638: Stab them with a shard of a computer motherboard.
639: Sic the Ewoks on them.
640: Gently push them into a lake, come back in three years, and then with your index finger prod their waterlogged skull repeatedly like a Scottish nun until it caves in.
641: Write a book, have them ship your characters a certain way, then crush their otp dreams forever.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
642: preform the old egal torture like from the middevail ages
643: force the to watch dumb and dumber on a continuous loop.
643: force the to watch dumb and dumber on a continuous loop.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
645: decommission an old space station and let it impact on them
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
646: Drop a bolo on them.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
647: Ebola
648: halo drop pod drop on them/ or weapon drop.
648: halo drop pod drop on them/ or weapon drop.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
648: Make an tanker (boat) full of petrol float up in a city with an cannal going in the city, and make it crash in to a burning building
649: Drive an tank truck fully loaded in to an burning petrol station
649: Drive an tank truck fully loaded in to an burning petrol station
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
650:mind control them to commit seppuku
651:sic mr. rogers on them. the ultimate showdown reference
651:sic mr. rogers on them. the ultimate showdown reference
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
652: Have them read the funniest joke in the world.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
653: DD Board game
654:ctrl alt dlte
655:dumb and dumber pranks
656:despair
654:ctrl alt dlte
655:dumb and dumber pranks
656:despair
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
657: Extinct humans
658: Remove oxygen
659: Make the planet Unlivable
658: Remove oxygen
659: Make the planet Unlivable
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
660?:
I got to round 39 just by knifing.
Fu-
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Stupid noobs.
I got to round 39 just by knifing.
Fu-
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Stupid noobs.
Oh.
I didn't realize that.
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
You can't mind-control the mindless.mycatiscrazy wrote:650:mind control them to commit seppuku
651:sic mr. rogers on them. the ultimate showdown reference
New suggestion for 650-
Dump oil on the road between you and them, yell "Come and get me" and watch the clumsy [censored] beat themselves to death falling down & trying to get up, over and over.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
661: Make this post, and hope the Mods will kill it for me.
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
I am confused as to why you would deliberately do something you seem to know is against the rules? Do not necropost on a long dead thread with something that is completely off topic.
I might be dyslexic. I read the post wrong originally. My apologies! However it’s still a necropost on a dead topic, so it will remain locked.
Thread locked.(still)