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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7441 Post by Kellard »

"TinyVoices" wrote: Ohh
Is it the ah ahahah ah ahhh lululul
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#7442 Post by Neutral Smith »

I ain't no dr. Hawking, I can walk!
I really wish some (black) scientist in a future movie is going to say this.

And at the end of the movie in a wheelchair :P
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.

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#7443 Post by ActiveRadarIsCasul »

"The Sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!"
I'd really appreciate it if all you dagger and short-sword users could just not turn the battlefield into a pokefest whenever someone shows up with an ultra-greatsword i.e. me

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#7444 Post by tony1695 »

Jeremy Dooley wrote:And now, in a totally fine move, this Arab guy in a diaper is gonna throw bombs at you.
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#7445 Post by tony1695 »

Double post, I know
Tom wrote:Don't make fun of my dislesbian
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#7446 Post by Dadrobit »

For Context, my 9 year old niece, and 13 year old nephew have been staying with me part time while they visit AZ family for the first time in years. My niece was making an art project at my kitchen table that was in the shape of a heart.

The siblings earlier today wrote:
Dadrobit: Heya kiddo! Whatcha' making there?

Niece: Ohhhh, I'm just working on my art project here.

Nephew: Wait, don't you mean ~HEART~ project? Get it? Get it?

Niece (In the best deadpan delivery ever): Shut up, Brother. Your jokes aren't funny, and I hope you die in a well.
Sibling love! I almost miss being a kid with my brothers and sisters again! :mrgrin:
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#7447 Post by Kellard »

Wow this place is dead... I hope this doesn't count as necroing
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#7448 Post by Neptune »

whenever you flush the toilet with the seat up, millions of waste particles fly into my mouth and i die
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#7449 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

My exam manager (said) wrote:"School grades are not binding to a person"
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends. :kathrin:

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Re: Random quotes V.2.0

#7450 Post by Kellard »

Cyon wrote:Ty would say it's the infinite dom energy
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#7451 Post by Cyon »

Kellard wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:37 am
Cyon wrote:Ty would say it's the infinite dom energy
Damn necroposter :V
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#7452 Post by Kellard »

Cyon wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:55 am
Kellard wrote: Sun Aug 18, 2019 12:37 am
Cyon wrote:Ty would say it's the infinite dom energy
Damn necroposter :V
Someone's got to keep the place alive somehow :v
Also wow it's been half a year since your last post here
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#7453 Post by tony1695 »

And that's how I sold an empire's own people back to them as food.
Presented completely devoid of context.
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#7454 Post by Neutral Smith »

What will end humanity? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
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#7455 Post by Neptune »

Neutral Smith wrote: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:00 am
What will end humanity? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Paradise will.
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