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I really wish some (black) scientist in a future movie is going to say this.I ain't no dr. Hawking, I can walk!
And at the end of the movie in a wheelchair
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
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"The Sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father! If only I could be so grossly incandescent!"
I'd really appreciate it if all you dagger and short-sword users could just not turn the battlefield into a pokefest whenever someone shows up with an ultra-greatsword i.e. me
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Jeremy Dooley wrote:And now, in a totally fine move, this Arab guy in a diaper is gonna throw bombs at you.
Gentlementlemen
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
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Double post, I know
Tom wrote:Don't make fun of my dislesbian
Gentlementlemen
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
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For Context, my 9 year old niece, and 13 year old nephew have been staying with me part time while they visit AZ family for the first time in years. My niece was making an art project at my kitchen table that was in the shape of a heart.
Sibling love! I almost miss being a kid with my brothers and sisters again!The siblings earlier today wrote:
Dadrobit: Heya kiddo! Whatcha' making there?
Niece: Ohhhh, I'm just working on my art project here.
Nephew: Wait, don't you mean ~HEART~ project? Get it? Get it?
Niece (In the best deadpan delivery ever): Shut up, Brother. Your jokes aren't funny, and I hope you die in a well.
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Wow this place is dead... I hope this doesn't count as necroing
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whenever you flush the toilet with the seat up, millions of waste particles fly into my mouth and i die
Haha, he's so tiny! Where is he going?
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My exam manager (said) wrote:"School grades are not binding to a person"
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends.
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Cyon wrote:Ty would say it's the infinite dom energy
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Damn necroposter :V
Who even looks at signatures anyways?
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Presented completely devoid of context.And that's how I sold an empire's own people back to them as food.
Gentlementlemen
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
How do you get to the Rakdos Guild Hall?
You take the psycho path.
Weed la Weed Warning: WEIRD
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What will end humanity? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.
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Paradise will.Neutral Smith wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:00 amWhat will end humanity? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Haha, he's so tiny! Where is he going?