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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#946 Post by Technic[Bot] » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:43 pm

Ok can do but it will exists only in your mind

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#947 Post by Neptune » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:17 am

Granted, but the helicopter is made out of chocolate coins and collapses under its own weight

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#948 Post by Stryder221 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:05 pm

Granted, you get to sleep forever.

I wish for infinite money in my bank account, which totally won't get stolen.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#949 Post by jacobc62 » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:19 pm

Granted, but it's money that was stolen by you to put it there in the first place.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#950 Post by Technic[Bot] » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:54 am

Granted but you get wishes that wish more wishes that wish more wishes that wish more wishes....
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#951 Post by jacobc62 » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:30 am

Granted. You are rammed into by a ram driving a Dodge Ram 1500.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#952 Post by Neutral Smith » Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:23 pm

Granted.
You get politicians.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#953 Post by Technic[Bot] » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:34 am

Granted but for some reason every time you try to do something evil you end up being nice and helpfull by accident.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#954 Post by Neptune » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:54 am

Granted, but now the entire world's population's brains have all other interests erased from their minds, and they are mentally unable to do anything else except make more wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#955 Post by Tesla Foxtrot » Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:36 am

Granted. But its two months late.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#956 Post by Technic[Bot] » Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:30 am

Granted but it only has two functional legs rendering it useless.

I would like a cool mug for the morning coffe!
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#957 Post by Neutral Smith » Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:16 am

Why on this plane do you want a cooled coffee mug? I like my coffee hot.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#958 Post by Neptune » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:42 pm

Granted, but now you're dead

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