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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#946 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Ok can do but it will exists only in your mind

I wish to have an helicopter and a tasty chocolate coin.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#947 Post by Neptune »

Granted, but the helicopter is made out of chocolate coins and collapses under its own weight

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#948 Post by Stryder221 »

Granted, you get to sleep forever.

I wish for infinite money in my bank account, which totally won't get stolen.
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#949 Post by jacobc62 »

Granted, but it's money that was stolen by you to put it there in the first place.

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#950 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Granted but you get wishes that wish more wishes that wish more wishes that wish more wishes....
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#951 Post by jacobc62 »

Granted. You are rammed into by a ram driving a Dodge Ram 1500.


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#952 Post by Neutral Smith »

Granted.
You get politicians.

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#953 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Granted but for some reason every time you try to do something evil you end up being nice and helpfull by accident.

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#954 Post by Neptune »

Granted, but now the entire world's population's brains have all other interests erased from their minds, and they are mentally unable to do anything else except make more wishes.

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#955 Post by Tesla Foxtrot »

Granted. But its two months late.

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#956 Post by Technic[Bot] »

Granted but it only has two functional legs rendering it useless.

I would like a cool mug for the morning coffe!
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#957 Post by Neutral Smith »

Why on this plane do you want a cooled coffee mug? I like my coffee hot.

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#958 Post by Neptune »

Granted, but now you're dead

I wish I was a basketball with an ice cream cone glued to the top
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#959 Post by puredeathly »

Granted, but your cone gets crushed in a few minutes because someone tried to play basketball with you.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#960 Post by Hayate »

Granted! But now hours only have 30 minutes...

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