1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
use the dildo bazooka from jack [censored] lol jk
but you can always make an explosive device out of things in a hardware store and make zombie go boom
but you can always make an explosive device out of things in a hardware store and make zombie go boom
What am I to do when I have nothing left and nowhere to go?
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
bringing it back
453: kill them with kindness.
453: kill them with kindness.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
454 : Kill them with cruelty.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
455: kick them in the balls
456: lobotomize them
457: tell them a long story and bore them to death
456: lobotomize them
457: tell them a long story and bore them to death
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
458: dress them in pink taffeta dresses with orange polka dots and tu-tu's and film them until the die of embarrassment.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
459: feed them to each other.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
460: Slowly dip them in sulfuric acid.
461: Shoot them with a spear of liquid metal
462: Read them The Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named, and watch as their nervous systems melt.
463: Crush them into a miniature sun.
464: Dice them with hardlight.
465: Trap them in a pocket dimension with a small sun.
466: Trap them with a black hole, like above.
467: Stick a pole up their...............remove their limbs, and watch as gravity kills them.
468: Make them read this list.
469: Crush them with my avatar
470: Drop one of my avatar's HE shells on them.
471: Turn them into dinner with a giant microwave
472: Make them read pony pr0n
473: Unleash fluffy the terrible on them.
I think I've got too many unusual means of killing someone in this post. Lol.
461: Shoot them with a spear of liquid metal
462: Read them The Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named, and watch as their nervous systems melt.
463: Crush them into a miniature sun.
464: Dice them with hardlight.
465: Trap them in a pocket dimension with a small sun.
466: Trap them with a black hole, like above.
467: Stick a pole up their...............remove their limbs, and watch as gravity kills them.
468: Make them read this list.
469: Crush them with my avatar
470: Drop one of my avatar's HE shells on them.
471: Turn them into dinner with a giant microwave
472: Make them read pony pr0n
473: Unleash fluffy the terrible on them.
I think I've got too many unusual means of killing someone in this post. Lol.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
474: Buy high-powered assault rifle. Use as blunt instrument.
475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
I couldn't help but stare at your avatar as I read this XDStryder221 wrote:475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
476: Make everything above their neck a fine red mist, ya bloody fruitshop owner!
(Sorry if that joke's already been done. I'm just now diving into this >_>;;)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
477- by using dark magic
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
478-OBjection
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480-movie actors in character
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
481: Apply for Sandra Bullock's job
482: skull[CENSORED] it
483: put in pit fight with Johnny Depp
484: BATMAN
485: Enter it into the Mortal Combat tournament
486:FINISH HIM
487:FATALITY!
488: play Can Your Pet with it
489: play Flappy Bird with it
490: haduken
491: use tard strength to pummel to death
492:explode TARDIS over head
493:BANE
494: i'm gonna headbuttcha!
495:pootis
496:gottam
497:make it watch Spiderman 3
498:make it play the video game adaptation
499:500 hit omfg gjfgfcjgxhfd combo!
482: skull[CENSORED] it
483: put in pit fight with Johnny Depp
484: BATMAN
485: Enter it into the Mortal Combat tournament
486:FINISH HIM
487:FATALITY!
488: play Can Your Pet with it
489: play Flappy Bird with it
490: haduken
491: use tard strength to pummel to death
492:explode TARDIS over head
493:BANE
494: i'm gonna headbuttcha!
495:pootis
496:gottam
497:make it watch Spiderman 3
498:make it play the video game adaptation
499:500 hit omfg gjfgfcjgxhfd combo!
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
500: Feed InceptionBwaaa coffee and let loose the hounds of hell! (This post is only for fun, and not to put down anyone here)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
601: Send them to Space Station 13
602: Use some magic boogaloo and turn them into cheeseburgers
603: Force feed them paradox stew
602: Use some magic boogaloo and turn them into cheeseburgers
603: Force feed them paradox stew
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
604:Stab them with 's ears.