What would you do if you became an anthro?

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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#46 Post by Teh banditt »

hmm. hide from the government, go on an adventure to find possible others. aaaannnnnd...

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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#47 Post by The-Hapless-Enigma »

Simple answers:

1. Be a social outcast.
2. Be dissected by scientists in a lab, to figure out how I changed,
2a. Peta would pull some retarded freedom BS, and take me away while half of my intestines hang out.
2b. I die due to blood loss, or loss mistake by lab tech.
2c. They find out what did it and start a splicing program similar to the Island of Doctor Moreau.
2c-i. Society collapses.
2c-ii. Society flourishes.
3. I become a media star.
4. They have to rewrite the constitution for cat people.
4a. They decide cat people dont get rights.
4a-i. Cat people become slaves.
4b. Many more people turn into anthro people and take over the world.
4b-i. Anthro Orgies become very popular on the interwebs.
5. Hide the fact Ive changed and live in hiding.
6. Join the X-men, its obvious that im Beast's 3rd cousin or something.
6a. Learn to love spandex.
7. Live in denial about the fact and live life like nothing has happened.
8. Learn to speak to other animals, and avoid being eaten by one.
9. Scratch any child that tries to pet me. And dont forget to hiss.
10. DONT GET FIXED!
11. Stay out of the south, and avoid living in countries that eat cats.
12. Avoid being part of some rich a**es rare animal collection.
13. Learn to live with a tail.
13a. Cut a hole in all of my pants, jeans, shorts and boxers for my tail to fit.
13b. Get specially tailored clothes for my new fuzzy body.
14. Same as 13 but... shoes....
15. Did I mention scream? I think I'd do that first... before anything else... and curse, a LOT!
16. Wear a poptart costume for Halloween and be Nyan Cat!

Thats just what comes off the top of my head.
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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#48 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

HEY i live in the south and im sure id be fine bbut then again id be a wolf dude so then again id be a hunting wolf dude soooooooooooooooooo id be helpfull
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#49 Post by The-Hapless-Enigma »

MUDPUNISHER wrote:HEY i live in the south and im sure id be fine bbut then again id be a wolf dude so then again id be a hunting wolf dude soooooooooooooooooo id be helpfull
Yeah... I'd be Cat-like. It would be hell for me.
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#50 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

no you could live with some old crazy cat lady or something....like an adopted child

im still sticking to my whole......
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Mudpunisher is the 'I' in 'Team'.

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YOU KNOW IT, wait theres no I in team, OH I see what you mean. Hey if there are others than they can come join and WE (there happy) can be the best Spec ops team ever.
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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#51 Post by The-Hapless-Enigma »

Im already in the military...

With my work I'd just get messier as an anthro
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#52 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

yes but then you would be an even better millitary personel...... what do you even do that being an anthro could make messier?
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#53 Post by The-Hapless-Enigma »

Im an aircraft electrician.... I imagine wires and fur dont mix.
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#54 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

they may IDK but I dont think Fur conduct electricity
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#55 Post by The-Hapless-Enigma »

>.> Wet fur does. Plus B52s are nasty.
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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#56 Post by Ketzal »

1. Freak out like no other

2. Get the hell out of Oregon. I've got a feeling the climate wouldn't be good for a cold-blood -w-

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#57 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

The-Hapless-Enigma wrote:>.> Wet fur does. Plus B52s are nasty.


........yup you are now my freind tho they are messy my 3 fave planes are the AC130 (myuncle made the current symbol and was a gunner for them) A10 ( he flew one of those to) and the B52......
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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#58 Post by Flyboy1945 »

After much consideration this is my answer.

"Very funny guys, injecting me with the experimental gene changing chemical, now change me back before I tear your faces off."
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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#59 Post by leoian »

That could be fun, first thing of all i will trashes all my stupid shoes an cut a hole in all my pant for the tail, then i will eat lof of raw meat, does cat stuff scares some peoples and try to find my way to mekkan :3
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Re: What would you do if you became an anthro?

#60 Post by Stryder221 »

Thought this would be funny...

This is what I'd probably do if people stared at me.
(As a furry, of course.)
Warning: One F-bomb dropped.
And may the masks forgive you if you think I made that video, because I didn't.

And for your amusement, My possible reaction, (Other than the one I already posted) would be...

"TRAAAAAAAAACEEE!!! WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO ME, YOU BLUE HAIRED FREAK!?"
Follow this with a near endless stream of cussing, swearing, screaming, and overall mayhem.
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