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God of War 4!

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God of War: SKYRIM! So apparently Kratos somehow survived the Greek apocalypse at the end of GoW 3, and between games he moved to some Nordic place, hooked up with a chick who died after squirting out a kid, and this game is taking things in a wildly new direction.
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wait, is this like the same kratos from the previous god of war or is it a completely different kratos with a different backstory? i'm confused :?

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Same ashen skin, same red markings, same Spartan rage mode...
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Insomniac wrote:Same ashen skin, same red markings, same Spartan rage mode...
Same belly scar from 2. Yeah, it's him alright.
What was it the spider said to the fly...

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Schrodinger wrote:
Insomniac wrote:Same ashen skin, same red markings, same Spartan rage mode...
Same belly scar from 2. Yeah, it's him alright.
Does that mean both the Greek mythology and Nordic mythology exist in this same world? S:P

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kiabugboy wrote:
Schrodinger wrote:
Insomniac wrote:Same ashen skin, same red markings, same Spartan rage mode...
Same belly scar from 2. Yeah, it's him alright.
Does that mean both the Greek mythology and Nordic mythology exist in this same world? S:P
God of War 2 has a mural depicting "Three travelers heading to an unknown destiny" guided by the light of an uncommonly bright star. I'm willing to believe that all myths are true in this universe.
What was it the spider said to the fly...

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Schrodinger wrote:
kiabugboy wrote:
Schrodinger wrote:
Insomniac wrote:Same ashen skin, same red markings, same Spartan rage mode...
Same belly scar from 2. Yeah, it's him alright.
Does that mean both the Greek mythology and Nordic mythology exist in this same world? S:P
God of War 2 has a mural depicting "Three travelers heading to an unknown destiny" guided by the light of an uncommonly bright star. I'm willing to believe that all myths are true in this universe.
i wonder how long it will take before kratos goes after jesus :roll:
or muhammad......

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kiabugboy wrote:
Schrodinger wrote:
kiabugboy wrote:
Schrodinger wrote:
Insomniac wrote:Same ashen skin, same red markings, same Spartan rage mode...
Same belly scar from 2. Yeah, it's him alright.
Does that mean both the Greek mythology and Nordic mythology exist in this same world? S:P
God of War 2 has a mural depicting "Three travelers heading to an unknown destiny" guided by the light of an uncommonly bright star. I'm willing to believe that all myths are true in this universe.
i wonder how long it will take before kratos goes after jesus :roll:
or muhammad......
I can hear the protesters already lol.
I for one think it's cool that multiple mythologies exist in this universe. Reminds me of a series of books that I love, a lot. But, that's a conversation for another thread on another section of the forums. Might even start the conversation sometime, if there's enough interest.
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