They (Horror RP, OOC) [No Longer Hiring]

[JediGuy]

Whoah whoah whoah,

HANG ON HERE.

Okay, I take a break for a few hours, and things go [censored]. Alex, what IS that?! Hacking, via a smartphone? Into a large, powerful pharmaceutical company? For papers that I already sent you via the signup sheet?

BANANA peels!?

Okay, I may need to rethink my GM'ing strategy, if [censored] goes this crazy, this quick, without me. You're lucky I'm a mod and can delete posts...

EDIT: Alright, the thread's on lockdown for now. Good god, we haven't gotten to two pages...

Let me put it to you this way: None of you are super-secret agents. You're not friggin' invisible; I don't know about you, but it tends to be the other way around; if there's a big guy, you notice the big guy. You forget about the littler people. You're regular people, with regular abilities, looking to make an extra quick buck by trying out some free drugs. You could be nervous, sure, but why do you skip straight to "Torture and strike?" This isn't the Adam's Family Mansion.

Okay?!

[Jim Faindel]

Whoah whoah whoah,

HANG ON HERE.

Okay, I take a break for a few hours, and things go [censored]. Alex, what IS that?! Hacking, via a smartphone? Into a large, powerful pharmaceutical company? For papers that I already sent you via the signup sheet?

BANANA peels!?

Okay, I may need to rethink my GM'ing strategy, if [censored] goes this crazy, this quick, without me. You're lucky I'm a mod and can delete posts...

EDIT: Alright, the thread's on lockdown for now. Good god, we haven't gotten to two pages...

Let me put it to you this way: None of you are super-secret agents. You're regular people, with regular abilities, looking to make an extra quick buck by trying out some free drugs. Okay?!

Okay, free drugs, get it.
Won't happen again.

But the banana peel was a nice touch.

[Kilroywuzheere]

XD Dood my guy's a vagrant who might have some mental illness. That banana peel is probably the most valuable thing on his person. I just thought it was a silly little touch that would help demonstrate how little Sam actually takes care of himself.

Also: Just FYI, its a good idea to ask for a background if you don't wanna get surprised by stuff like this.

[Mysterious Old Guy]

And Alex, you sneaky, sneaky man, you stole my picture of Jimmy!

And damn, its a psychological thriller. Superman does not come crashing through the wall to infect you with his radioactive bite.

At least not until the drugs kick in.

[Ironworks]

Damn. Shame I missed them signups, seemed like a great concept.
Just stopping in to say I wish I made it in, and I did check out the OOC thread, Jedi. Just a bit too late
Good luck with the RP, my friend.

[JediGuy]

XD Dood my guy's a vagrant who might have some mental illness. That banana peel is probably the most valuable thing on his person. I just thought it was a silly little touch that would help demonstrate how little Sam actually takes care of himself.

Also: Just FYI, its a good idea to ask for a background if you don't wanna get surprised by stuff like this.

Well, let me clarify: Kilroy, your vagrant thing was fine. I really didn't have a problem to that. It was more Alex's reaction of "HOLY [censored] BANANA PEEL."

Also, Gumby, if you want, toss in a character sheet. Consider it special dispensation.

[alex3192]

XD Dood my guy's a vagrant who might have some mental illness. That banana peel is probably the most valuable thing on his person. I just thought it was a silly little touch that would help demonstrate how little Sam actually takes care of himself.

Also: Just FYI, its a good idea to ask for a background if you don't wanna get surprised by stuff like this.

Well, let me clarify: Kilroy, your vagrant thing was fine. I really didn't have a problem to that. It was more Alex's reaction of "HOLY [censored] BANANA PEEL."

Also, Gumby, if you want, toss in a character sheet. Consider it special dispensation.

first off I needed to show how he gets in when he's 17(hack the DB then, since he can't change the data without setting things off. installs a backdoor to change the data displayed at the terminal. unnessarly complex mostly fullproof plans ftw )
secondly, show his love of war has affect him.
So this is the prelude to war, thus all is on the table.

The banana thing? Something from rl I have to deal with that seemed fitting. He is constantly looking for motion, once he detects it, he turns to focus on it in a fraction of a second.
(I have siblings constantly trying to do crazy [censored] too me. Tis the only way I can survive)
so its HOLY [censored] MOVEMENT!

I should have selected the option paranoid...

[Jim Faindel]

XD Dood my guy's a vagrant who might have some mental illness. That banana peel is probably the most valuable thing on his person. I just thought it was a silly little touch that would help demonstrate how little Sam actually takes care of himself.

Also: Just FYI, its a good idea to ask for a background if you don't wanna get surprised by stuff like this.

Well, let me clarify: Kilroy, your vagrant thing was fine. I really didn't have a problem to that. It was more Alex's reaction of "HOLY [censored] BANANA PEEL."

Also, Gumby, if you want, toss in a character sheet. Consider it special dispensation.

More like special desperation. Maybe we should start over, with supervision this time.

[JediGuy]

*Facepalms*

Alright, I do apologize for this, but Alex, I'm removing you from the roleplay. It could've very easily been set up as something having your parents approval -- or even forged their signature -- but you took it very far. Second, prelude to war? When, in the premise, did I ever hint at something like that? Lastly, even if you are trying to show what kind of twisted mindset your character is in, something like that simply wouldn't "slip under the radar," of the psychiatrists and doctors administering the drug test. You'd probably have been escorted off the premises.

SO!

With that said, I'm doing a bit of a post wipe. Sorry, everyone, but I'll take it to the point of Alex's first post, with one or two additional posts still here for people introducing their characters. If you need to edit something, do so (or ask me to).

EDIT: (Mostly) cleaned, and unlocked. Go about your business.

[tony1695]

alex has a habit of going so far overboard he's twenty miles from the ship. This isn't the first time he's been booted from an RP.

[Ironworks]

Thank you muchly, Jedi. I apologize for the late reply, let alone not even having a character sheet ready, but I shall have one either tonight or by tomorrow.
Glad to be part of it, and will get things rolling asap.

Edit: Well the laptop died, but yah smart phones.

Name: Kale Callouson
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 130lbs

Appearance (Photograph or description) prior to drug tests:
Somewhat long, straight black hair just meeting his eyes. Black hoodie sweatshirt, white tee underneath, black jeans, black shoes. Black beanie which he's never without (surprise surprise).

Please Describe yourself in a few words:
Lazy, apathetic, antisocial, unimpressed. Cares only of himself.

Of the following, would you say you were (Please select one for each row):
Strong -- Fit -- Average -- Weak
Obese -- Overweight -- Average -- Lithe -- Skinny
Unflinching -- Brave -- Excitable -- Nervous -- Meek

What are you most afraid of?
Death.

[alex3192]

alex has a habit of going so far overboard he's twenty miles from the ship. This isn't the first time he's been booted from an RP.

ya still workin' on getting the outboard motor off my back, or atleast slowing it down.
Getting better though, last time I shot myself across the atlantic
Well lesson learned, thanks for the...other ways of doing things, hope you enjoy the RP.
*Continues to work on the outboard motor attached to his back*



Cheers

[MrFlyingAmoeba]

Well, now that everything is back to normal, we can get started again!

[JediGuy]

Gumby, you're approved.

However, I wanted to point out something that I noticed among the lot of you...don't worry about editing it if you want to, it's not really that important, but when I put down "Unflinching," as one of the bravery choices, I meant it in terms of...well, the top-tier. Someone could pull a gun on you and you wouldn't so much as blink.

[Ironworks]

Gumby, you're approved.

However, I wanted to point out something that I noticed among the lot of you...don't worry about editing it if you want to, it's not really that important, but when I put down "Unflinching," as one of the bravery choices, I meant it in terms of...well, the top-tier. Someone could pull a gun on you and you wouldn't so much as blink.

Ah, I apologize. I misread that more as a personality trait, rather than a scale of bravery. Meant it more as my character having no personality, really. I shall edit away!