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Yo mama jokes

#1 Post by dartvader48 » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:55 pm

Basically, what you do here is just make up a yo mama joke, try not to repeat if possible.
the joke will not be applied to anyone, meaning it's not offensive to anyone, so whatever you come up with, and if you think it's funny, use it! But please keep it appropriate to anyone and everyone.
For example, I'll start by saying: yo mama so fat, that she created time singularity.
then someone post another one.
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#2 Post by Dianae » Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:35 pm

Yo momma so fat she's her own postal code.

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#3 Post by jacobc62 » Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:54 pm

Yo mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
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#4 Post by dartvader48 » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:02 pm

yo mama so fat, that she makes her own gravity.
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#5 Post by Deaththekat » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:21 pm

Yo mama so fat they had to invent a new clothing size.
Now it goes large, xtra large, jumbo and "OH [censored] ITS COMING TOWARD US"
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#6 Post by Jarlath » Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:38 pm

Your momma is so ugly... Chuck Norris is afraid of her....

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#7 Post by dartvader48 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 12:27 am

yo mama is so weak, that she crashed from being under the sun (like bsod from overheating)
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#8 Post by Foxx Trotter » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:15 pm

Yo mama stinks so much that they need a Haz-Mat team in decon suits just to clean her up.
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