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You get a note written by me that says "Thanks for the gold!" and I climb out the back of the fake vending machine, gold in hand.

I take it to a place where theres plenty of gold being handed out right now, the Rio Olympics.

I knock everyone in this thread over the head and run off with the gold to sell it, getting 68% market value for it as they melt it down into stock for jewelry.

I steal the jewellery/gold

I insert the jewellery/gold into the vending machine

You get to hear laughter as it is me running out of the back of the vending machine with the gold this time!

I tie the gold to an army of adorable hummingbirds, who fly away with it!

I attack the humming birds with a swarm of nopes

I eat the gold

I've been watching alot of House.M.D so i decide to cut the gold out of you.

Unfortunately, i am not professionally trained. Im sorry. You have less than 3 days to live.

I hide the gold under my bed

Maren knows it. So you give it to her, and she gives it to me.

I hide the gold in Fort Knox.

I 'Knox' down the wallx and stealx the goldx

I place the gold on a dangerous highway road

I drive a 18 wheeler down the road and ram the gold, catching it with the grill and then drop the truck off a cliff into a scrap yard.

Easy - I salvage the gold from the scrapyard.

I hide the gold at the center of the Earth.

I retrieve the gold from the hollow center of the earth and ride out with Hitler riding a T-Rex

I gave the gold to hitler

I re-enact the cover of Captain America #1, and then bury the gold in the corner stone of the US capitol building.

*Uses a pickaxe to retrive tho gold from stone ...*

Then I hide it in my nightstand's drawer ... along with lots of fake golds ...

Tom gives the gold to me since I'm his 12,423rd fan.

I'll hide the gold inside of a Klein bottle

I just take it while she is asleep.

I bury the gold at the end of the rainbow.