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Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:55 am
by Bachaddict
It's simple: you put something in, you get something out.
Like this:
xkcd forums wrote:I put in a sledgehammer
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You get a two-by-four
I insert a Zimbabwean 100 trillion dollar bill.
What do I get?
----EDIT----
New suggestion by Deaththekat: you receive stats along with items like in RPGS. You can keep track of these and try to improve your stats, or just ignore them!
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:24 am
by jacobc62
You get the feelimg that you've just been scamed.
I insert coin. What I get?
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:26 am
by Bachaddict
You get a Pacman cherry.
I insert a mana crystal.
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:30 am
by DarkTheImmortal
You get a potato
Insert rupee worth 500
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:37 am
by Bachaddict
You get a white elephant from India.
I put my potato back in.
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:12 am
by The Rookie
A slightly smaller potato falls out
I insert a can of Coke-a-Cola
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:34 am
by Stryder221
You get a bottle of Cola.
I insert a blank cd.
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:12 pm
by DariusL
You get a Nickelback album
Insert a bottle of water
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:05 pm
by Zylver
You get a bottle of vinegar
Insert floppy disk...
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:35 pm
by minime
you get the secret plans for the death star.
insert M1911...
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:08 pm
by jacobc62
You get ammo
I insert a roll of toilet paper.
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:09 pm
by Bachaddict
You get a plunger.
I insert a poker chip.
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:08 am
by Zylver
You get a citizen of Chicago
Insert a Bible
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:14 am
by Bachaddict
You get a sermon on John 3:16!
I insert 1 money. Then I stick the blurry pink thing in and wiggle it around.
Re: Vending Machine
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:36 pm
by jacobc62
You get a broken vending machine.
I send in a repair guy.