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It's simple: you put something in, you get something out.
Like this:

xkcd forums wrote:I put in a sledgehammer

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You get a two-by-four

I insert a Zimbabwean 100 trillion dollar bill.
What do I get?

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New suggestion by Deaththekat: you receive stats along with items like in RPGS. You can keep track of these and try to improve your stats, or just ignore them!

You get the feelimg that you've just been scamed.

I insert coin. What I get?

You get a Pacman cherry.

I insert a mana crystal.

You get a potato

Insert rupee worth 500

You get a white elephant from India.

I put my potato back in.

A slightly smaller potato falls out

I insert a can of Coke-a-Cola

You get a bottle of Cola.

I insert a blank cd.

You get a Nickelback album

Insert a bottle of water

You get a bottle of vinegar

Insert floppy disk...

you get the secret plans for the death star.

insert M1911...

You get ammo

I insert a roll of toilet paper.

You get a plunger.

I insert a poker chip.

You get a citizen of Chicago

Insert a Bible

You get a sermon on John 3:16!

I insert 1 money. Then I stick the blurry pink thing in and wiggle it around.

You get a broken vending machine.


I send in a repair guy.