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Re: Vending Machine

#541 Post by FrogSteaks »

You get a genderbent kiwi. (Not the bird, the fruit) :P

I insert enough change for a drink from a vending machine.
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Re: Vending Machine

#542 Post by Neutral Smith »

You get a lukewarm New Coke, with an expiry date somewhere in the '80s (of last century of course)

I insert the results of the Dutch elections of next Wednesday. And I do not want chaos.
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.

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Re: Vending Machine

#543 Post by Lordadmiral Drake »

You get a Geert Wilders voodoo doll :twisted:

I insert Mrs. Nibblys bow
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Re: Vending Machine

#544 Post by Deaththekat »

The machine malfunctions due to the paradox and explodes killing millions. You are somehow unharmed.


I set a zippo down for insertion while we wait for the new vending machine
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Re: Vending Machine

#545 Post by Lordadmiral Drake »

*arrives in a delivery truck*

Here's your new vending machine, with improved paradox handling and explosion proofing

*inserts Deaththekats Zippo*

You get a magic fireball glove

I insert box of refuse from the Pervbox
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Re: Vending Machine

#546 Post by Samantaz »

You get nonsense.

I insert a Fluffy tail.
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Re: Vending Machine

#547 Post by dartvader48 »

you get a fur ball

i insert a bottle of 90% rubbing alcohol (i drink em to get myself drunk, so i can draw with my full potential)
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Re: Vending Machine

#548 Post by Lordadmiral Drake »

You get a WiFi router (but it's passlocked)

I insert a Tribble
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Re: Vending Machine

#549 Post by Deaththekat »

You get a
Spoiler!
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I insert an ice cream Sunday
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Re: Vending Machine

#550 Post by Neutral Smith »

You get a calendar with October 22nd marked. Must be a special day or something.

I add water.
If it moves but shouldn't: Duct tape. If it doesn't move but should: WD-40. With a hammer everything fits, and if it still doesn't fit: bigger hammer. If it can't be fixed with a hammer it's an electrical problem.

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Re: Vending Machine

#551 Post by Lordadmiral Drake »

The water causes a short in the machines output control circuit

You get a stream of random stuff the had been inserted over time until the machine resets

I insert a pack of super absorber
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Re: Vending Machine

#552 Post by Lordadmiral Drake »

*throws soggy super absorbers in the trash*

You get :maeve:

I insert :natani: and :keith:
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Re: Vending Machine

#553 Post by Deaththekat »

You get the entire legacy estate. Brick by brick


I insert my to-do list for today
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Re: Vending Machine

#554 Post by LordWeirdo »

Deaththekat wrote:You get the entire legacy estate. Brick by brick


I insert my to-do list for today
You get my to-do list for tomorrow.

I insert Mein Kampf.
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Re: Vending Machine

#555 Post by Samantaz »

You get apocalypse.

I insert lava.
I'm not saying that i'm Batman, But nobody saw Batman and me together.

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