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Vending Machine

#1 Post by Bachaddict » Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:55 am

It's simple: you put something in, you get something out.
Like this:
xkcd forums wrote:I put in a sledgehammer

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You get a two-by-four
I insert a Zimbabwean 100 trillion dollar bill.
What do I get?

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#2 Post by jacobc62 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:24 am

You get the feelimg that you've just been scamed.

I insert coin. What I get?
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#3 Post by Bachaddict » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:26 am

You get a Pacman cherry.

I insert a mana crystal.
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#4 Post by DarkTheImmortal » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:30 am

You get a potato

Insert rupee worth 500

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#5 Post by Bachaddict » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:37 am

You get a white elephant from India.

I put my potato back in.
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#6 Post by The Rookie » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:12 am

A slightly smaller potato falls out

I insert a can of Coke-a-Cola
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#7 Post by Stryder221 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:34 am

You get a bottle of Cola.

I insert a blank cd.
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#8 Post by ticoun » Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:12 pm

You get a Nickelback album

Insert a bottle of water
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#9 Post by Zylver » Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:05 pm

You get a bottle of vinegar :P

Insert floppy disk...
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#10 Post by minime » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:35 pm

you get the secret plans for the death star.

insert M1911...
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#11 Post by jacobc62 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:08 pm

You get ammo

I insert a roll of toilet paper.
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#12 Post by Bachaddict » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:09 pm

You get a plunger.

I insert a poker chip.
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#13 Post by Zylver » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:08 am

You get a citizen of Chicago :D

Insert a Bible
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#14 Post by Bachaddict » Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:14 am

You get a sermon on John 3:16!

I insert 1 money. Then I stick the blurry pink thing in and wiggle it around.
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#15 Post by jacobc62 » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:36 pm

You get a broken vending machine.


I send in a repair guy.
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