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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:43 pm
by Technic[Bot]
Ok can do but it will exists only in your mind

I wish to have an helicopter and a tasty chocolate coin.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:17 am
by Neptune
Granted, but the helicopter is made out of chocolate coins and collapses under its own weight

I wish for a good night's sleep where there's nothing that's messed up; no shenanigans, no hallucinations, no violence, no incest, just some time to chill

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:05 pm
by Stryder221
Granted, you get to sleep forever.

I wish for infinite money in my bank account, which totally won't get stolen.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:19 pm
by jacobc62
Granted, but it's money that was stolen by you to put it there in the first place.

I wish for more wishes

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:54 am
by Technic[Bot]
Granted but you get wishes that wish more wishes that wish more wishes that wish more wishes....
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I wish for more RAM

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:30 am
by jacobc62
Granted. You are rammed into by a ram driving a Dodge Ram 1500.


I wish the next wish made will not be corrupted.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:23 pm
by Neutral Smith
Granted.
You get politicians.

I want to be evil.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:34 am
by Technic[Bot]
Granted but for some reason every time you try to do something evil you end up being nice and helpfull by accident.

I wish more people wished stuff.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:54 am
by Neptune
Granted, but now the entire world's population's brains have all other interests erased from their minds, and they are mentally unable to do anything else except make more wishes.

I wish I had a little had that says "Top Kek" on the front.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 9:36 am
by Tesla Foxtrot
Granted. But its two months late.

I wish i had a chair

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:30 am
by Technic[Bot]
Granted but it only has two functional legs rendering it useless.

I would like a cool mug for the morning coffe!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:16 am
by Neutral Smith
Why on this plane do you want a cooled coffee mug? I like my coffee hot.

I wish I had some creativity.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:42 pm
by Neptune
Granted, but now you're dead

I wish I was a basketball with an ice cream cone glued to the top

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:21 am
by puredeathly
Granted, but your cone gets crushed in a few minutes because someone tried to play basketball with you.

I wish a day had 48 hours.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:45 am
by Hayate
Granted! But now hours only have 30 minutes...

I wish that snow didn’t exist!