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Granted, but you're forced to drink it all down in one go as well.


I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

Granted but you need to lick your elbow joint first.

I whish for faster mobile internet connection.

Granted, but it costs 10000$ per kb

I wish for a personal spaceship

Granted but it runs on a block of plutonium that you just inserted into the vending machine.

I which Tom to finish chapter 19 because of obvious reasons

TheDodo wrote: ↑Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:03 am Granted but it runs on a block of plutonium that you just inserted into the vending machine.

I which Tom to finish chapter 19 because of obvious reasons

Granted, You are now turned into a witch with an ugly nose. And Tom will complete chapter 19.

I wish for 19 goldfish.

Granted 19 goldfish are now swimming in your stomach

I whish for a flight ticket from Frankfurt Germany to Glasgow

Granted, but at the airport security checkpoint they find a loaded gun in your jacket and you get arrested

I wish I didn't have to go to work today and catch up on sleep instead

Granted but a random cat has decided to loose all her winter fur at once on you while asleep

I whish for a big cup of coffee.

Granted, the cup is big but no coffee.



I wish to stop insanity

Granted but now everyone and everything has to life a boring live

I whish for a pet lynx

Granted, but it's actually three harp seals in a trenchcoat.

I wish for the ability of Poland to into space

Granted, the nation of Poland is now floating in space
Unfortunately there's no atmosphere and everyone suffocates

I wish for ability to transform into a furry form

Granted, but you're a human-animal hybrid in random places. You need extreme amounts of medication just to keep breathing and so your heart can beat. You're in extreme, disabling pain.

I wish for nothing. Nothing at all.

Granted, everything disappears, absolutely everything, even space and time, until absolutely nothing remains
(Well, you did wish for nothing at all)

I wish for my own private island with villa

Granted, but it's underwater.

I wish that somewhere, somehow, Corneria exists and a Earth will kick its [censored] somehow