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Granted, the house is demolished to allow for a mall to be built!

I wish I didn't suck at talking to people.

Granted, but um...uh...well...n-n-no one can t-t-talk to you n-n-normally again.

I wish I could draw so I could give gift art to Tom for his birthday.

Granted, but you can only copy other people's art style and not develop your own.

I wish I wouldn't be so lazy and practice drawing more .-.

Granted, but it consumes your life and it's all you do, but you're terrible and never get better.

I wish it was 8 AM this coming Wednesday.

Granted ! But it will be 8 am forever. Sun will never rise or fall again !

I wish I'll get a bigger apartment !

Granted, it's out
Of stock

I wish for the next person to make my wish come true

...granted? Everything crashes.

I wish I could have more ideas for shuffles.

Granted, but they're all terrible ideas

I wish i could visit all my friends in the US

That's not a corrupted wish - that's reality...
Granted, but you figure out that we're all bots.

I wish I would have more friends in general.
Or at least, I hope some of you see me as somewhat of an acquaintance.

Granted, but it'll be a DEAD kiwi pic.

I wish i have a more powerful PC ...

Granted. The picture now comes to life, and now wonders why it's showing some weird looking bird when it could be a picturesque landscape.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. The Kiwi fruit gains sentience, peals itself off the photo, then freakishly grows eyes, a beak, internal organs and feet. You are now scared for life.

I wish I could have a lightning-fast internet connection.

Granted. You forget the password.

I wish I was MLG pro

Granted, but It'll be super fast only when you sleep or are AFK ...

I wish I had a larger sofa.

Granted, but you lose your connection as he comes on.

I wish I could get back into my old Warframe account.