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Granted. Your entire computer is now encased in glue.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sore.

Granted! You are no longer feeling sore because your too focused on the giant city destroying monster that is about to eat you.

I wish that more fruit trees grew in my yard.

Your yard is now teeming with durian trees (by the way, their fruits are basketball -sized thorn balls and they might fall on top of your head. They also taste like crap)

I wish I have something fun to do for the holiday

Granted! Cliff diving is loads of fun; don't mind the rocks below, they are only a mirage.

I wish I could finally sell the vintage phonebooth in my basement.

((Edit: Apparently my strange wish brought it to a halt, lol.))

Granted, but it somehow comes back to you. It shall never leave you.

I wish I could perfectly shapeshift into whatever animal I want whenever I want.

Granted, but whenever you do, you are hunted by your neighbors who eventually find out you have this ability and seek to abuse it for their own financial gain.

I wish I could get a handle on my anger.

Granted But as you grab the handle, you forgot to hold on to the others and crash your bike

I wish for no more chicken nuggets

Granted, there will now be entire chickens!

I wish the weekend wasn't over...

Granted, weekends will never be over now because they don't exist anymore

I wish I had all the endurance I had back in mid 2015.

Granted, but now you have to run until you are tired wherever you want to go.

I wish I had and M103 heavy tank.

Granted, but it is impounded as soon as you get it.

I wish my muse would stay with me long enough to finish some of the drawings and stories I have laying around.

Granted! But now you are unable to stop writing and drawing. Ever.

I wish all the invasive honeysuckle in Missouri was finally gone.

(I would wish for my dog back who just died this week, (A dog that literally saved my life) but with how sad I am, I'm afraid to see how it would be corrupted.)

Granted, but cactus took it's place.

(About your dog, I feel your pain. I really do. Lost mine almost two years ago and I still think about him (and honestly cry sometimes) everyday. He wasn't a pet, he was my purpose to wake up.)

I wish I had something to do.

Granted, watching the cringiest videos on youtube is something to do

I wish I had a faster car with better mileage

Granted! Unfortunately maintenance costs are high, and everyone you know wants you to play taxi and refuses to pay, saying things like "Why? You get such great gas mileage, why do you need me to pay for a quick ride?"

I wish my grandma's house didn't require so much upkeep and repair.