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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#886 Post by TheFrozenSlime » Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:21 pm

Granted. Your entire computer is now encased in glue.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sore.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#887 Post by BasettLord » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:10 pm

Granted! You are no longer feeling sore because your too focused on the giant city destroying monster that is about to eat you.

I wish that more fruit trees grew in my yard.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#888 Post by kiabugboy » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:20 pm

Your yard is now teeming with durian trees (by the way, their fruits are basketball -sized thorn balls and they might fall on top of your head. They also taste like crap)

I wish I have something fun to do for the holiday

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#889 Post by Avisia » Wed Jun 08, 2016 11:32 pm

Granted! Cliff diving is loads of fun; don't mind the rocks below, they are only a mirage.

I wish I could finally sell the vintage phonebooth in my basement.

((Edit: Apparently my strange wish brought it to a halt, lol.))

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#890 Post by Kellard » Mon Jun 27, 2016 5:41 am

Granted, but it somehow comes back to you. It shall never leave you.

I wish I could perfectly shapeshift into whatever animal I want whenever I want.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#891 Post by SirJahar » Mon Jun 27, 2016 5:50 am

Granted, but whenever you do, you are hunted by your neighbors who eventually find out you have this ability and seek to abuse it for their own financial gain.

I wish I could get a handle on my anger.

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#892 Post by DarkTheImmortal » Mon Jun 27, 2016 1:45 pm

Granted But as you grab the handle, you forgot to hold on to the others and crash your bike

I wish for no more chicken nuggets

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#893 Post by Hayate » Mon Jun 27, 2016 3:25 pm

Granted, there will now be entire chickens!

I wish the weekend wasn't over...

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#894 Post by Kellard » Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:26 am

Granted, weekends will never be over now because they don't exist anymore

I wish I had all the endurance I had back in mid 2015.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#895 Post by MUDPUNISHER » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:13 pm

Granted, but now you have to run until you are tired wherever you want to go.

I wish I had and M103 heavy tank.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#896 Post by SirJahar » Wed Jul 06, 2016 5:38 am

Granted, but it is impounded as soon as you get it.

I wish my muse would stay with me long enough to finish some of the drawings and stories I have laying around.

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#897 Post by Avisia » Thu Jul 07, 2016 5:55 am

Granted! But now you are unable to stop writing and drawing. Ever.

I wish all the invasive honeysuckle in Missouri was finally gone.

(I would wish for my dog back who just died this week, (A dog that literally saved my life) but with how sad I am, I'm afraid to see how it would be corrupted.)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#898 Post by Kellard » Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:07 am

Granted, but cactus took it's place.

(About your dog, I feel your pain. I really do. Lost mine almost two years ago and I still think about him (and honestly cry sometimes) everyday. He wasn't a pet, he was my purpose to wake up.)

I wish I had something to do.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#899 Post by MUDPUNISHER » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:16 pm

Granted, watching the cringiest videos on youtube is something to do

I wish I had a faster car with better mileage
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#900 Post by Avisia » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:13 am

Granted! Unfortunately maintenance costs are high, and everyone you know wants you to play taxi and refuses to pay, saying things like "Why? You get such great gas mileage, why do you need me to pay for a quick ride?"

I wish my grandma's house didn't require so much upkeep and repair.

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