Corrupt a Wish

[xamali]

You can, but the lag is unbearable.

I wish to hang out with my friends.

[alex3192]

(my, how this game has taken off )

Granted, but you have to do it via skype on a 56kbps connection. Video calling.

I wish my DCC would stop trolling us so hard.

[jacobc62]

Granted. It's now trolling you softly.

I wish for meaningless battle!

[MUDPUNISHER]

granted, but i just speared you clear through with DangerClose

I wish I had my Danger close sword IRL

[Donnellson86]

Granted but it's made of rubber.

I wish I wasn't stuck sitting here for another 2 hours.

[jacobc62]

Granted, you're now just stuck there forever.

To talk like Yoda for a day, I wish for.

[Donnellson86]

Granted but yesterday it was.

I wish I had some fried chicken.

[MUDPUNISHER]

Granted but Leroy's coming to take it back

I wish I could speak german

[DariusL]

Granted, but somehow the only words you can say are swearwords.

I wish it were warmer outside.

[jacobc62]

Granted. It's now 200 degrees F outside.

I wish for a natural 20 on a fortitude save.

[alex3192]

Granted, but from now on you get a natural -5 roll on luck and skill

I wish I could find some decent remixes of the world of tanks OST

[anonfox123]

Granted, but they are all dubstep remixes. (Even if you like dubstep, it's bad dubstep.)

I wish they served crunchier bacon here...

[DariusL]

It's now so crunchy you broke a tooth on it!

I wish I had my driver's license already.

[jacobc62]

Granted, but it's a fake ID.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Donnellson86]

Granted but the cure has caused diarhea, upset stomach, nosebleed and one of your extremities to fall off.

I wish there was more going on around here.