Corrupt a Wish
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- jacobc62
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you're forced to drink it all down in one go as well.
I wish for this wish to get corrupted.
I wish for this wish to get corrupted.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but you need to lick your elbow joint first.
I whish for faster mobile internet connection.
I whish for faster mobile internet connection.
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- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but it costs 10000$ per kb
I wish for a personal spaceship
I wish for a personal spaceship
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Granted but it runs on a block of plutonium that you just inserted into the vending machine.
I which Tom to finish chapter 19 because of obvious reasons
I which Tom to finish chapter 19 because of obvious reasons
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Granted, You are now turned into a witch with an ugly nose. And Tom will complete chapter 19.
I wish for 19 goldfish.
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Granted 19 goldfish are now swimming in your stomach
I whish for a flight ticket from Frankfurt Germany to Glasgow
I whish for a flight ticket from Frankfurt Germany to Glasgow
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- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but at the airport security checkpoint they find a loaded gun in your jacket and you get arrested
I wish I didn't have to go to work today and catch up on sleep instead
I wish I didn't have to go to work today and catch up on sleep instead
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Granted but a random cat has decided to loose all her winter fur at once on you while asleep
I whish for a big cup of coffee.
I whish for a big cup of coffee.
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- Tesla Foxtrot
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the cup is big but no coffee.
I wish to stop insanity
I wish to stop insanity
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends.
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Granted but now everyone and everything has to life a boring live
I whish for a pet lynx
I whish for a pet lynx
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- Neptune
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but it's actually three harp seals in a trenchcoat.
I wish for the ability of Poland to into space
I wish for the ability of Poland to into space
Haha, he's so tiny! Where is he going?
- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, the nation of Poland is now floating in space
Unfortunately there's no atmosphere and everyone suffocates
I wish for ability to transform into a furry form
Unfortunately there's no atmosphere and everyone suffocates
I wish for ability to transform into a furry form
- Neptune
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you're a human-animal hybrid in random places. You need extreme amounts of medication just to keep breathing and so your heart can beat. You're in extreme, disabling pain.
I wish for nothing. Nothing at all.
I wish for nothing. Nothing at all.
Haha, he's so tiny! Where is he going?
- Lordadmiral Drake
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, everything disappears, absolutely everything, even space and time, until absolutely nothing remains
(Well, you did wish for nothing at all)
I wish for my own private island with villa
(Well, you did wish for nothing at all)
I wish for my own private island with villa
- Neptune
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Granted, but it's underwater.
I wish that somewhere, somehow, Corneria exists and a Earth will kick its [censored] somehow
I wish that somewhere, somehow, Corneria exists and a Earth will kick its [censored] somehow
Haha, he's so tiny! Where is he going?