Corrupt a Wish

[jacobc62]

Granted, but now it mooches off of you.



I wish anthros were real.

[Hoppy]

Granted! But they are all ethereal anthro ghosts. And they don't like you.

I wish I had a new truck.

Granted, but the quantum effect caused a singularity rift and sucked your house into another dimension.

I wish I typed faster...

[DariusL]

You type faster, but make tons of typos.

I wish I lived in Mekkan.

[Stryder221]

Granted. But you get slapped with a control collar and sold into slavery.

I wish I could do magic. (Proper, throw fireballs kind of magic.)

[Stryder221]

Congratulations, It's based on cat puns. [CLOSE ENOUGH.]

I wish that I could speak to animals.

Sadly, you lose your ability of human speech to do so, and the animals consider you a freak of nature.

I wish for good cat puns.

[jacobc62]

Granted, but you get no *power cut*

I wish for world peace

[alex3192]

Granted, the world is now not only in pieces, but you are also incredibly bored. So bored.

I wish the ghosts would leave my desktop be.

[Hoppy]

Granted! ...but now the invisible cats take over.

I wish I owned a diamond mine.

[jacobc62]

Granted, but they are fake diamonds

I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt this wish

[Hoppy]

Granted! It will be the poster AFTER me that does it.

I wish the next poster would corrupt Jacobs wish.

[alex3192]

Granted, however he immediately throws it into the-*thud*

I wish for science.

[jacobc62]

Granted, but you're killed in the name of it!

I wish for a 1 month supply of root beer floats

[alex3192]

Granted, but you didn't realize how hard it is to wear sunglasses at night until you fell and broke your leg.

I wish his leg would heal.

[jacobc62]

Granted, but you now take the damage

I wish I wasn't sick.

[anonfox123]

Granted, but you now take the damage

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but it's because your immune system is now super-powered and trying to rebel against the rest of your cells.

I wish that no one has to be allergic to chocolate.