Corrupt a Wish

[jacobc62]

Granted! You drop out of high school/college.


I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

[DarkTheImmortal]

Granted! You drop out of high school/college.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

Granted but you realize this wish has been wished before and didn't work so this wish won't work.

I wish that I would just pass my classes without taking the finals.

[Vintage]

Granted, but you suddenly forget everything after graduation.

I wish my wishes didn't have bad outcomes.

[Neutral Smith]

Granted, but now you only can wish for bad things.

I wish that I had time to fix my Solex.

[kiabugboy]

granted, but as soon as you fixed it, someone ran off with it

i wish i can get some nice house plants in the plant nursery i'm visiting

[BasettLord]

Granted, but you will never be able to visit again.

I wish that I had the money to pay the people whose art I like to be able to focus on thier art more and not money.

[Kellard]

Granted, but they now are so focused on their art that they forget about even eating and starve to death.

I wish for this summer to not be as hot as the last one.

[kiabugboy]

Granted, it's even hotter than before
I wish the next person to make a wish would have his wish corrupted

[SirJahar]

Let's see how long that takes.

I wish I could afford a new computer.

[The Rookie]

Granted, however it's 5 years old and struggles to play solitaire.

I wish to own several newly realised games.

[kiabugboy]

granted, you get 5 newly released game but all of them were games that received horrible reviews and are pretty much broken on arrival.

i wish i can actually command an army of nopes

[Kellard]

Granted, but it evolves, becomes a country, lives miserably and say you are the dictator that caused all of that, and that causes a civil war.

I wish I had the power of The Force.

[TheFrozenSlime]

Granted, but you can only use it to move small objects 2 inches to the right.

I wish summer vacation would start already.

[BasettLord]

Granted summer is in full swing but you can't enjoy it because your alternating between summer school, a string of horrible part time jobs, and fighting off a crippling illness.

I wish for someone to appreciate my meager talents.

[SirJahar]

Granted, someone finds and likes your work so much that they begin to stalk you and send you death threats/professions of love.

I wish I could be at home.