Corrupt a Wish
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, now the roads are covered in black ice.
I wish for more time to do my work. Longer hours, not more.
I wish for more time to do my work. Longer hours, not more.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but you now take significantly more time to do the same work.
I wish to be more effective and efficient when working or otherwise doing stuff
I wish to be more effective and efficient when working or otherwise doing stuff
There are three things that motivate people: Money, fear and love.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you now have so much stuff to do that work makes you miserable.
I wish my boss had to do my job for a day.
I wish my boss had to do my job for a day.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now you have to do all his boring paperwork.
I wish that tomorrow would be weekend too.
I wish that tomorrow would be weekend too.
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Granted, but now Saturday is a work day.
I wish I could talk to computers.
I wish I could talk to computers.
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Granted but you realize they really boring to talk to and now people can't understand you.
I wish general people were better with computers.
I wish general people were better with computers.
There are three things that motivate people: Money, fear and love.
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Granted, but now with the singularity, computers are useless.
I wish lawyers didn't exist.
I wish lawyers didn't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. But its now mandatory for everyone to spend atleast five years of mandatory lawstuddying after primary school!
I wish I had COVID-19
(have fun with this one)
I wish I had COVID-19
(have fun with this one)
The communist part is a inside-joke with friends.
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You get a strain of Corona that won't kill you but will keep you in a constant cycle of difficulty breathing for the rest of your life and the doctors won't allow you to purposely suffocate.
I wish I had my knowledge and same physical form in 2009
I wish I had my knowledge and same physical form in 2009
Wow these things are way harder to come up with than you'd think. Or is that just me?
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Granted, but everyone else finds out and now nobody trusts you.
I wish I was a basitin IRL.
I wish I was a basitin IRL.
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Granted. A couple days later you are abducted by the government. They fake your death and transport you to a military based so they can figure out "What the [expletive] are you"
I wish the dollar price would go down...
I wish the dollar price would go down...
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the dollar price goes down, but so does everything else (quality of living, population, economy, other important stuff)
I wish I could come up with a better signature
I wish I could come up with a better signature
Wow these things are way harder to come up with than you'd think. Or is that just me?
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Granted, but now you're socially distant from the deep concentration of coming up with it and you're too embarrassed to display it.
I wish I could hibernate for determined lengths of time.
I wish I could hibernate for determined lengths of time.
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granted, but time stays still whenever you're asleep now
I wish I lived in Colorado
I wish I lived in Colorado
Wow these things are way harder to come up with than you'd think. Or is that just me?
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
granted, but now you live in colorado.
I wish I had a successful writing career
I wish I had a successful writing career
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