Corrupt a Wish
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- jacobc62
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but now it mooches off of you.
I wish anthros were real.
I wish anthros were real.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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Granted! But they are all ethereal anthro ghosts. And they don't like you.
I wish I had a new truck.
Granted, but the quantum effect caused a singularity rift and sucked your house into another dimension.
I wish I typed faster...
I wish I had a new truck.
Granted, but the quantum effect caused a singularity rift and sucked your house into another dimension.
I wish I typed faster...
- DariusL
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You type faster, but make tons of typos.
I wish I lived in Mekkan.
I wish I lived in Mekkan.
- Stryder221
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Granted. But you get slapped with a control collar and sold into slavery.
I wish I could do magic. (Proper, throw fireballs kind of magic.)
I wish I could do magic. (Proper, throw fireballs kind of magic.)
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- Stryder221
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Sadly, you lose your ability of human speech to do so, and the animals consider you a freak of nature.Gabriel of creosha wrote:Congratulations, It's based on cat puns. [CLOSE ENOUGH.]
I wish that I could speak to animals.
I wish for good cat puns.
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
- jacobc62
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but you get no *power cut*
I wish for world peace
I wish for world peace
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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Granted, the world is now not only in pieces, but you are also incredibly bored. So bored.
I wish the ghosts would leave my desktop be.
I wish the ghosts would leave my desktop be.
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Granted! ...but now the invisible cats take over.
I wish I owned a diamond mine.
I wish I owned a diamond mine.
- jacobc62
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Granted, but they are fake diamonds
I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt this wish
I wish the next poster couldn't corrupt this wish
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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Granted! It will be the poster AFTER me that does it.
I wish the next poster would corrupt Jacobs wish.
I wish the next poster would corrupt Jacobs wish.
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Granted, however he immediately throws it into the-*thud*
I wish for science.
I wish for science.
- jacobc62
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Granted, but you're killed in the name of it!
I wish for a 1 month supply of root beer floats
I wish for a 1 month supply of root beer floats
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
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Granted, but you didn't realize how hard it is to wear sunglasses at night until you fell and broke your leg.
I wish his leg would heal.
I wish his leg would heal.
- jacobc62
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Granted, but you now take the damage
I wish I wasn't sick.
I wish I wasn't sick.
"That poor, sexy [censored]...." -Evals Vaughan, October 2016
- anonfox123
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Granted, but it's because your immune system is now super-powered and trying to rebel against the rest of your cells.jacobc62 wrote:Granted, but you now take the damage
I wish I wasn't sick.
I wish that no one has to be allergic to chocolate.
Ice-cold science-fantasy space-ninja operative!