Corrupt a Wish

[TheFrozenSlime]

Granted, you're under house arrest.

I wish I had a tiny teacup.

[kiabugboy]

I wish I had a tiny teacup.

Granted, but then tiny asks for it back
I wish Tiny's a ferret again

[Neutral Smith]

Granted, now with free rabies.

I wish for an improvement in the weather.

[Kellard]

Granted, weather improves, but not were you are.

I wish building things was as easy as in Fallout 4.

[TinyVoices]

Granted. They're also always as crappy looking as the vanilla options are.

I wish I had a free yottabyte SSD.

[puredeathly]

Granted but when you try to read back data you wrote on it it just returns random bits.

I wish each day had about 30 hours or so :3

[Hayate]

Granted, however an hour only has 48 minutes in it now.

I wish for the strength to get through class today...

[SirJahar]

Granted, but it takes so much out of you that you'll be stuck in bed with full body aches and a head-splitting migraine tomorrow.

I wish I could actually make decent art.

[TheFrozenSlime]

Granted, however, it can't make you money and you still can't draw whatever interests you.

I wish I didn't have to deal with wasps.

[Hayate]

Granted, instead the wasps will deal with you

I wish I was still sleeping...

[Kellard]

Granted, but you sleepwalk into the street and get run over by a car.

I wish I had a COG soldier armor.

[Butterscotch]

Granted, but you soon follow the Carmine family tradition...

I wish i had something to do!

[SirJahar]

Granted, you are now tasked with being the sole attendant on shift at a psychiatric hospital.

I wish I had a correctly oriented spine.

[Hayate]

Granted, but you have to hide the rest of the body I got it from...

I wish I could actually tan instead of becoming a lobster...

[Vintage]

Granted. You're an actual lobster than's been tanned.

I wish I could prevent all this dust from going into my computer.