Corrupt a Wish

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted. The landscape, foliage, buildings and people all turn in solid Australium.

I wish for a pizza-pie with chocolate on it.

[kellade]

Granted, but the chocolate is 90% cocoa (SUPER dark chocolate), so it tastes really really bitter.
I wish for a pair of aviators.

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, but the chocolate is 90% cocoa (SUPER dark chocolate), so it tastes really really bitter.
I wish for a pair of aviators.

I've actually had 90% cocao. It isn't too bad, if bittersweet. Just not too much at a time.

Granted, but I took them.

[kellade]

I agree, but most people I know can't stand it. Dark chocolate is actually my favorite kind.
Also you didn't make a wish ;3;
I wish everyone appreciated dark chocolate more.

[InceptionBwaaa]

D.. uh... [censored] fire... okay...

Granted, but aliens destroy Earth because they can't handle the delicious of dark.

I wish for understanding of derperfurf. Tiny.

[jacobc62]

This isn't the "Guess Who Will Post Next!" Thread! Also, Tiny flubbs on the meanning of it everytime he tries to explain it.

I wish for some dark chocolate......

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, but you spill milk all over and cry because

A) you spilled milk

and

B) the dark chocolate turned into milk chocolate.

I wish for more lies.

[kellade]

Granted. (that was a lie)
I wish for a watch.

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, you get Watch_Dogs for the Xbox One.

I wish for better games to be made.

[kellade]

Granted, but the developers' computers all crash before they could transfer it to the disks. And they forgot to save.
I wish for this day to go [censored] better than I expect.

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, you get jumped by prostitutes.

I wish for some [censored] goddamn apple [censored] pie. [censored].

[kellade]

Granted. You get [censored] by an apple pie.
I wish for puppies to rain from the heavens.

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, but the good Lord has set them on fire like the [censored] he is.

I wish Lord Sheogorath would finally grant me godhood.

[kellade]

Granted. You are the god of car keys.
I wish rainbows could be walked upon.

[triman95]

Granted, but as soon as you take the first step on the rainbow it turns into Skittles.
Disappoint the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

I wish that Syfy channel would stop making their own original movies.