Corrupt a Wish

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, but your first night with one doesn't go so well.... If you know what I mean ....

I wish for a wish that wished for a wish.

Oh, Jesus.

Granted, but that wish's wish is corrupted ten times over.

I wish for a PBG sandwich.

[kellade]

Granted, but I left it out in the rain so now it is all soggy. I wish I could shape-shift into a guinea pig.

[TinyVoices]

You get turned into a pig from New Guinea instead.

I wish I had better social skills.

[Him]

Granted, you get so many friends you eventually go on a murderous rampage from all of the social stress.

I wish for something incredibly fun right now.

[TinyVoices]

This is utterly fun.

I wish I could personally find out what a ferret is like as a pet.

[The Rookie]

Granted, now you're covered in bite marks and everything smells like ferret no matter how many times you wash it.

I wish I was good at sports

[jacobc62]

Granted. You win the NASCAR Sprint Cup Championship and the Rookie of the Year award in the same year! Wait....

I wish for rain

[kellade]

Granted. The world is engulfed in a never ending rainstorm. It eventually floods everything and most land-dwellers, such as yourself, are wiped out.
I wish I could switch bodies at will with anyone.

[Ardal]

I wish I could switch bodies at will with anyone.

Granted, it only works once, and the person is random.
I wish for a funny little link.

[The Rookie]

Here you go

I wish for a pony made of diamonds.

[InceptionBwaaa]

You get a diamond made of equine flesh.

I wish I could have a Mesmertron.

[TinyVoices]

You get a marten instead.

I wish for the awesomeness.

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, but I claim it in a similar fashion to that of Dr. Evil stealing Austin Powers' mojo.

.srallod noillim eno rof hsiw I
*thuom ot yknip*

[kellade]

Granted, but the banker didn't get that the words were backwards, so he/she thought "srallod noillim" meant "salad nom nom" So you get a salad.
I wish for a salad.

[InceptionBwaaa]

Granted, but the waiter has dyslexia, so he drives you to Dallas, Texas and you get beaten up for being a member of a furry community.

I wish for a new comedy tour.