He said he didn't give a damn, so I'm going to assume I have his blessing and make it anyway.
Corrupt a wish is a simple, fun game. To that end, there are some rules you have to follow.
#1: Every post must have a wish.
Simple and stupid, I know. But posts without wishes kinda ruin the point and slow down the game.
#2: Nothing dirty.
Corrupt a Wish is so simple, a caveman can do it. You just post your wish.
And your grant of the wish above you."I wish for a vending machine"
(Alternate form:)"You receive a 80 year old vending machine with an ax embedded in the coin slot"
"I wish for a candy cane"
See? Simple enough. Of course, the goal is to have the most outrageous, spectacular and funny corruption of the wish possible. (Within the constraints of the forum rules, obviously)"Granted, but it's an 80 year old vending machine with an ax embedded in the coin slot."
I wish for a candy store."
Now, lets get this started and pray it doesn't die.
I wish for a spotted lemur.