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Corrupt a Wish

#1 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:27 pm

Ok, last night I was on the skype chat with AzeNaku, and I asked him if I could make this.

He said he didn't give a damn, so I'm going to assume I have his blessing and make it anyway. :P


Rules:

Corrupt a wish is a simple, fun game. To that end, there are some rules you have to follow.

#1: Every post must have a wish.
Simple and stupid, I know. But posts without wishes kinda ruin the point and slow down the game.

#2: Nothing dirty.
You pervs.

Instructions:

Corrupt a Wish is so simple, a caveman can do it. You just post your wish.
"I wish for a vending machine"
And your grant of the wish above you.
"You receive a 80 year old vending machine with an ax embedded in the coin slot"

"I wish for a candy cane"
(Alternate form:)
"Granted, but it's an 80 year old vending machine with an ax embedded in the coin slot."

I wish for a candy store."
See? Simple enough. Of course, the goal is to have the most outrageous, spectacular and funny corruption of the wish possible. (Within the constraints of the forum rules, obviously)

Now, lets get this started and pray it doesn't die. :roll:

I wish for a spotted lemur.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#2 Post by judah4 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:34 pm

It comes with Leprosy and bites you.

I wish for one million dollars

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#3 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:41 pm

Granted, but the money was forged by a guy in a bloody clown costume.

I wish for a Starbucks.
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#4 Post by Twippit » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:06 pm

Granted, but it's been watered down.

I wish for a jetpack.
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#5 Post by DariusL » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:10 pm

The fuel costs 1000$/L

I wish I were in front of this waiting line.
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#6 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:36 pm

Granted, but the front is now the back. :P

I wish my computers would stop being haunted. :roll:
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#7 Post by Twippit » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:41 pm

Granted, but now it's haunting your Majora's Mask cartridge. (+50 bonus points to those of you who catch the reference)

I wish for all the oreos in the world!!!
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#8 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:43 pm

Granted, but they be so soggy they fall apart when you even look at them

I wish I'd stop thinking about this red haired, underdressed ninja from a fanfic I'm proofreading.
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#9 Post by DariusL » Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:46 pm

Granted, but now you can only think about that stupid sexy Keith.

I wish people stopped ninja'ing me.
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#10 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:16 pm

Granted, but the coffee is laced with fire retardant.

I wish for a cheesecake.
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#11 Post by Stryder221 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:48 pm

alex3192 wrote:Granted, but the coffee is laced with fire retardant.

I wish for a cheesecake.
Granted, but it was burnt into submission to the point where it looks more like charcoal than anything edible.

I wish I wasn't so lazy with certain things.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#12 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:00 pm

Granted, you are now lazy with all things.

I wish this catgirl would get her boobs out of my face. They only seem to get in my way, besides I'm asexual. S:P
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#13 Post by Stryder221 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:15 pm

Granted, but now she's attacking you with a pair of scissors.

I wish that I could make a decent wish right now.
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#14 Post by Stryder221 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:38 pm

Granted, but now they're in your house causing havoc.

I wish for three ten more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#15 Post by alex3192 » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:59 pm

Granted, but you cannot use them.

I wish that this game never dies.

(In all seriousness, it seems this game has taken off nicely)
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