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Re: The walmart game

#16 Post by Deaththekat »

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#17 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

well I made it i guess i gotta put somethin up eventually

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#18 Post by Silentdeath »

sorry guys walmart caught wind of this thread and me being an employee I tried to hide this from them but someone let it slip. Walmart is slightly mad right now since this is now on the list of things to do at walmart to get banned for the rest of the year. Thats only if you take it out of this thread and actually do it and you do freak out the cashier. also my list of things to buy

Bowie knife
Charcoal lighter fluid
Bic Lighter

I've seen a guy buy this and everyone was freaked out by it. Turned out he had a buck in the bed of his truck and was getting ready for a BBQ.
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Re: The walmart game

#19 Post by Evilsqirrel »

Too easy.

Gallon of Crisco
Wooden baseball bat
Sledgehammer

Done.

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#20 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

.... since i know you...... that does not suprise me at all

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#27 Post by MUDPUNISHER »

A fishing pole
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#28 Post by jacobc62 »

MUDPUNISHER wrote:A fishing pole
Large raw steak
WD40
For a second there, I thought you necroposted. Turns out it was QCJoe. Nevermind, carry on.
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#29 Post by DragonTamer1 »

I can do it in one. I used to work for Walmart as a cashier and actually had this happen. I was freaking out for a week.

A shovel. Buy it at midnight when it's raining. Have some dark red paint on your shirt. Buy the shovel and leave without saying a word. It also helps to stare at the cashier the whole time.

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#30 Post by Twippit »

Reviving!

>be male
>shopping at walmart
>bring items to cashier
>condoms
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