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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:27 pm
by Biblioholic83
637: Blowtorch to the face.
638: Stab them with a shard of a computer motherboard.
639: Sic the Ewoks on them.
640: Gently push them into a lake, come back in three years, and then with your index finger prod their waterlogged skull repeatedly like a Scottish nun until it caves in.
641: Write a book, have them ship your characters a certain way, then crush their otp dreams forever.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:33 pm
by Winter-huntsman
642: preform the old egal torture like from the middevail ages
643: force the to watch dumb and dumber on a continuous loop.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:02 pm
by Tesla Foxtrot
645: decommission an old space station and let it impact on them

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 12:38 am
by alex3192
646: Drop a bolo on them.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 3:30 am
by Winter-huntsman
647: Ebola
648: halo drop pod drop on them/ or weapon drop.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 11:59 am
by Tesla Foxtrot
648: Make an tanker (boat) full of petrol float up in a city with an cannal going in the city, and make it crash in to a burning building
649: Drive an tank truck fully loaded in to an burning petrol station

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:57 am
by mycatiscrazy
650:mind control them to commit seppuku
651:sic mr. rogers on them. the ultimate showdown reference

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:56 am
by Vintage
652: Have them read the funniest joke in the world.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:31 am
by Hotep the psychic
653: DD Board game
654:ctrl alt dlte
655:dumb and dumber pranks
656:despair

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2015 9:51 am
by Tesla Foxtrot
657: Extinct humans
658: Remove oxygen
659: Make the planet Unlivable

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 4:52 pm
by TheGreatFanatic
660?:
I got to round 39 just by knifing.
Fu-
...
Stupid noobs.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 6:50 pm
by Phaing
mycatiscrazy wrote:650:mind control them to commit seppuku
651:sic mr. rogers on them. the ultimate showdown reference
You can't mind-control the mindless.

New suggestion for 650-

Dump oil on the road between you and them, yell "Come and get me" and watch the clumsy [censored] beat themselves to death falling down & trying to get up, over and over.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:49 pm
by Tornir
661: Make this post, and hope the Mods will kill it for me. :P

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 3:06 pm
by Hayate
Tornir wrote: Mon Jul 12, 2021 1:49 pm 661: Make this post, and hope the Mods will kill it for me. :P
I am confused as to why you would deliberately do something you seem to know is against the rules? Do not necropost on a long dead thread with something that is completely off topic.

I might be dyslexic. I read the post wrong originally. My apologies! However it’s still a necropost on a dead topic, so it will remain locked.

Thread locked.(still)