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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:19 am
by Ethan the wolf
use the dildo bazooka from jack [censored] lol jk
but you can always make an explosive device out of things in a hardware store and make zombie go boom

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:30 am
by mycatiscrazy
bringing it back
453: kill them with kindness.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:05 am
by Hoppy
454 : Kill them with cruelty.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:37 pm
by mycatiscrazy
455: kick them in the balls
456: lobotomize them
457: tell them a long story and bore them to death

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:44 pm
by Hoppy
458: dress them in pink taffeta dresses with orange polka dots and tu-tu's and film them until the die of embarrassment.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:58 pm
by mycatiscrazy
459: feed them to each other.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:16 am
by alex3192
460: Slowly dip them in sulfuric acid. :twisted:
461: Shoot them with a spear of liquid metal
462: Read them The Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named, and watch as their nervous systems melt.
463: Crush them into a miniature sun.
464: Dice them with hardlight.
465: Trap them in a pocket dimension with a small sun.
466: Trap them with a black hole, like above.
467: Stick a pole up their...............remove their limbs, and watch as gravity kills them.
468: Make them read this list.
469: Crush them with my avatar
470: Drop one of my avatar's HE shells on them.
471: Turn them into dinner with a giant microwave
472: Make them read pony pr0n
473: Unleash fluffy the terrible on them.

I think I've got too many unusual means of killing someone in this post. Lol. :|

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:28 am
by Stryder221
474: Buy high-powered assault rifle. Use as blunt instrument.
475: Bite zombies and turn them human.

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:09 pm
by Ketzal
Stryder221 wrote:475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
I couldn't help but stare at your avatar as I read this XD


476: Make everything above their neck a fine red mist, ya bloody fruitshop owner!

(Sorry if that joke's already been done. I'm just now diving into this >_>;;)

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:56 pm
by Ethan the wolf
477- by using dark magic

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:54 am
by Hotep the psychic
478-OBjection
479-my avatar
480-movie actors in character

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:05 am
by InceptionBwaaa
481: Apply for Sandra Bullock's job
482: skull[CENSORED] it
483: put in pit fight with Johnny Depp
484: BATMAN
485: Enter it into the Mortal Combat tournament
486:FINISH HIM
487:FATALITY!
488: play Can Your Pet with it
489: play Flappy Bird with it
490: haduken
491: use tard strength to pummel to death
492:explode TARDIS over head
493:BANE
494: i'm gonna headbuttcha!
495:pootis
496:gottam
497:make it watch Spiderman 3
498:make it play the video game adaptation
499:500 hit omfg gjfgfcjgxhfd combo!

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 5:45 am
by jacobc62
500: Feed InceptionBwaaa coffee and let loose the hounds of hell! (This post is only for fun, and not to put down anyone here)

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:08 pm
by ajwilli1
601: Send them to Space Station 13
602: Use some magic boogaloo and turn them into cheeseburgers
603: Force feed them paradox stew

Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 2:12 am
by Booty Medic
604:Stab them with :keith: 's ears.