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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#211 Post by Flyboy1945 » Sun Nov 10, 2013 11:35 am

451: Dress them to look like hedgehogs then unleash Rosy the Rascal.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#212 Post by mycatiscrazy » Sun Nov 10, 2013 4:05 pm

452: Have flyboys avatar fly into them
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#213 Post by jacobc62 » Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:19 pm

mycatiscrazy wrote:
jacobc62 wrote:450: mycatiscrazy's avatar
Not sure if that was a compliment or if I should be offended
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#214 Post by EvilNinjadude » Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:35 pm

jacobc62 wrote:
mycatiscrazy wrote:
jacobc62 wrote:450: mycatiscrazy's avatar
Not sure if that was a compliment or if I should be offended
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A complement to what?
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#215 Post by mycatiscrazy » Sun Nov 10, 2013 5:36 pm

jacobc62 wrote:
mycatiscrazy wrote:
jacobc62 wrote:450: mycatiscrazy's avatar
Not sure if that was a compliment or if I should be offended
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whew. now i dont have to kill anybody
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#216 Post by Ethan the wolf » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:19 am

use the dildo bazooka from jack [censored] lol jk
but you can always make an explosive device out of things in a hardware store and make zombie go boom
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#217 Post by mycatiscrazy » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:30 am

bringing it back
453: kill them with kindness.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#218 Post by Hoppy » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:05 am

454 : Kill them with cruelty.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#219 Post by mycatiscrazy » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:37 pm

455: kick them in the balls
456: lobotomize them
457: tell them a long story and bore them to death
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#220 Post by Hoppy » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:44 pm

458: dress them in pink taffeta dresses with orange polka dots and tu-tu's and film them until the die of embarrassment.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#221 Post by mycatiscrazy » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:58 pm

459: feed them to each other.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#222 Post by alex3192 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:16 am

460: Slowly dip them in sulfuric acid. :twisted:
461: Shoot them with a spear of liquid metal
462: Read them The Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named, and watch as their nervous systems melt.
463: Crush them into a miniature sun.
464: Dice them with hardlight.
465: Trap them in a pocket dimension with a small sun.
466: Trap them with a black hole, like above.
467: Stick a pole up their...............remove their limbs, and watch as gravity kills them.
468: Make them read this list.
469: Crush them with my avatar
470: Drop one of my avatar's HE shells on them.
471: Turn them into dinner with a giant microwave
472: Make them read pony pr0n
473: Unleash fluffy the terrible on them.

I think I've got too many unusual means of killing someone in this post. Lol. :|
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#223 Post by Stryder221 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 10:28 am

474: Buy high-powered assault rifle. Use as blunt instrument.
475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#224 Post by Ketzal » Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:09 pm

Stryder221 wrote:475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
I couldn't help but stare at your avatar as I read this XD


476: Make everything above their neck a fine red mist, ya bloody fruitshop owner!

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#225 Post by Ethan the wolf » Fri Jan 17, 2014 3:56 pm

477- by using dark magic
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