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1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#1 Post by leoian »

Let's try to find how to kill a zombie with simples objects

1. Dig a fork in the eye
2. The classic door piano trap
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I break his neck with my hands

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Kill a zombie with a bookcase
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5. Throw him off the tenth floor
6. Connect his head to a wall repeatedly

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Use a wine bottle with a shirt launcher
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8. Throw zombie at wall
9. Throw wall at zombie (completely different)
10. Make it watch the notebook (only works on guy zombies)
11. Recreate the titanic with zombies
12. Throw vinyls at its head
13. Shoryuken

Id keep going but i want you guys to actually play XD
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14. Guitar. face. need I say more?
15. Kitchen knife to neck.
16. Shove zombie's nose into the brain.
17. Flammable spray + lighter = flamethrower = toasty!.
18. Smash computer screen into it's face. (not recommended if you love internet...)
19. Leg-sweep, followed by repeated stompimg.
20. Water + electricity = some more Toasty!

(repeat until dead... :twisted:)
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#8 Post by DariusL »

21-Shovel in the face
22-Chainsaw
23-Tesla coil (You do need electricity for this one)
24-Drive a car on 'em!
25-Throw bricks or cinderblocks in his face
26-Iron pipe, hit him as you wish

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#9 Post by leoian »

Puts a Zombie in an industrial blender.
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#10 Post by Flyboy1945 »

Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
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Flyboy1945 wrote:Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
No bomb or gun allowed even the bow or other stuffs.

Only random usual objects.
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A car on a crane falling on a zombie
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#12 Post by Stryder221 »

32. Bow and arrow Stick arrow in eye without the bow.
33. Pawn with nerd rage!
34. Throw everything except sink.
35. Throw the sink...
36. Strangle with a small length of rope or wire.
37. Smack them with mannequin.
38. The classic "Ooh, what's that!?" followed by sucker-punch.
39. challenge them "In the name of not-so-meaningless battle!", then bash with a sledgehammer.
40. Throw into safe, lock it... never come back...
41. Rip off limbs.
42. beat zombie with them. (Too gory?)

Edit: Edited my numbers, forgot bombs shouldn't count...
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#13 Post by leoian »

Kill a zombie in a gello pool with a bunch of piranhas inside.
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#14 Post by Stryder221 »

(If my senses are correct... this is going to get ridiculous, soon.)

44. Drench in gas, then use match. (bring marshmallows!)
45.Put zombie's head in doorway... Close it repeatedly.
46. Bring house down on top of target.
47. hit in head with bat for home-run...
48. Pay :redhair: to challenge in the name of meaningless battle.
(Place bets on the outcome)

I'm going to stop for a while now...
(I need to give others a chance, right?)
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#15 Post by leoian »

Tosses a ton of catnip on some zombies, and free the big cats :3
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