1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
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1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Let's try to find how to kill a zombie with simples objects
1. Dig a fork in the eye
2. The classic door piano trap
1. Dig a fork in the eye
2. The classic door piano trap
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
I break his neck with my hands
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Kill a zombie with a bookcase
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
5. Throw him off the tenth floor
6. Connect his head to a wall repeatedly
6. Connect his head to a wall repeatedly
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Use a wine bottle with a shirt launcher
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
8. Throw zombie at wall
9. Throw wall at zombie (completely different)
10. Make it watch the notebook (only works on guy zombies)
11. Recreate the titanic with zombies
12. Throw vinyls at its head
13. Shoryuken
Id keep going but i want you guys to actually play XD
9. Throw wall at zombie (completely different)
10. Make it watch the notebook (only works on guy zombies)
11. Recreate the titanic with zombies
12. Throw vinyls at its head
13. Shoryuken
Id keep going but i want you guys to actually play XD
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
14. Guitar. face. need I say more?
15. Kitchen knife to neck.
16. Shove zombie's nose into the brain.
17. Flammable spray + lighter = flamethrower = toasty!.
18. Smash computer screen into it's face. (not recommended if you love internet...)
19. Leg-sweep, followed by repeated stompimg.
20. Water + electricity = some more Toasty!
(repeat until dead... )
15. Kitchen knife to neck.
16. Shove zombie's nose into the brain.
17. Flammable spray + lighter = flamethrower = toasty!.
18. Smash computer screen into it's face. (not recommended if you love internet...)
19. Leg-sweep, followed by repeated stompimg.
20. Water + electricity = some more Toasty!
(repeat until dead... )
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
21-Shovel in the face
22-Chainsaw
23-Tesla coil (You do need electricity for this one)
24-Drive a car on 'em!
25-Throw bricks or cinderblocks in his face
26-Iron pipe, hit him as you wish
22-Chainsaw
23-Tesla coil (You do need electricity for this one)
24-Drive a car on 'em!
25-Throw bricks or cinderblocks in his face
26-Iron pipe, hit him as you wish
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Puts a Zombie in an industrial blender.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
Problem? Take it up with my Panzer.
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
No bomb or gun allowed even the bow or other stuffs.Flyboy1945 wrote:Bombs from 30,000ft.
A Katana.
Tomahawk. (both the handheld weapon AND the missile)
Do 16" Naval Guns count?
Toss out the zombie out an airlock.
Only random usual objects.
Like
A car on a crane falling on a zombie
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
32. Bow and arrow Stick arrow in eye without the bow.
33. Pawn with nerd rage!
34. Throw everything except sink.
35. Throw the sink...
36. Strangle with a small length of rope or wire.
37. Smack them with mannequin.
38. The classic "Ooh, what's that!?" followed by sucker-punch.
39. challenge them "In the name of not-so-meaningless battle!", then bash with a sledgehammer.
40. Throw into safe, lock it... never come back...
41. Rip off limbs.
42. beat zombie with them. (Too gory?)
Edit: Edited my numbers, forgot bombs shouldn't count...
33. Pawn with nerd rage!
34. Throw everything except sink.
35. Throw the sink...
36. Strangle with a small length of rope or wire.
37. Smack them with mannequin.
38. The classic "Ooh, what's that!?" followed by sucker-punch.
39. challenge them "In the name of not-so-meaningless battle!", then bash with a sledgehammer.
40. Throw into safe, lock it... never come back...
41. Rip off limbs.
42. beat zombie with them. (Too gory?)
Edit: Edited my numbers, forgot bombs shouldn't count...
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Kill a zombie in a gello pool with a bunch of piranhas inside.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
(If my senses are correct... this is going to get ridiculous, soon.)
44. Drench in gas, then use match. (bring marshmallows!)
45.Put zombie's head in doorway... Close it repeatedly.
46. Bring house down on top of target.
47. hit in head with bat for home-run...
48. Pay to challenge in the name of meaningless battle.
(Place bets on the outcome)
I'm going to stop for a while now...
(I need to give others a chance, right?)
44. Drench in gas, then use match. (bring marshmallows!)
45.Put zombie's head in doorway... Close it repeatedly.
46. Bring house down on top of target.
47. hit in head with bat for home-run...
48. Pay to challenge in the name of meaningless battle.
(Place bets on the outcome)
I'm going to stop for a while now...
(I need to give others a chance, right?)
E͎͖̯̱̻͡r̲͇r͢҉͈͚ò͈̹̰̩̺͓̝̘̟̕r̨̡̺̥̲̰͕̭̬:̵͙̦̟̮̖̯̞́͢ ̴̛̞̙͙̠̲̝̟S̵͎̼̖̜̯͕̺͔̀i̶͉̟̝̻͕̺g̢̤͕n̴͈̩̝͓͖̹͕̟͢a͕̺̱͞ț̸̛͓u̢̥̣̣̰̪ͅr̨̠͙̯̣̣̘̠ḛ̡̨̟̗̥̰̱̻ͅ ̻̮̼̥͕̼͉͎u͏͔̳n͏͔͈̭̭͟a̮͕͖̲͕͙͔ͅv̺̦̼̥̭͙a͏҉̦̺̫̯i̝̙̳̜l̴̡̳̥͠a̢̘̬͈͢ͅb̶̶̦͉͙́ḷ̸̙̙̳̩̥́e͔̪̳̦̫͚̪̹ͅ.͖̠̗͔̖̞ͅ
Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns
Tosses a ton of catnip on some zombies, and free the big cats :3