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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#211 Post by Ethan the wolf »

use the dildo bazooka from jack [censored] lol jk
but you can always make an explosive device out of things in a hardware store and make zombie go boom
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#212 Post by mycatiscrazy »

bringing it back
453: kill them with kindness.
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454 : Kill them with cruelty.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#214 Post by mycatiscrazy »

455: kick them in the balls
456: lobotomize them
457: tell them a long story and bore them to death
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#215 Post by Hoppy »

458: dress them in pink taffeta dresses with orange polka dots and tu-tu's and film them until the die of embarrassment.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#216 Post by mycatiscrazy »

459: feed them to each other.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#217 Post by alex3192 »

460: Slowly dip them in sulfuric acid. :twisted:
461: Shoot them with a spear of liquid metal
462: Read them The Fanfic That Shall Not Be Named, and watch as their nervous systems melt.
463: Crush them into a miniature sun.
464: Dice them with hardlight.
465: Trap them in a pocket dimension with a small sun.
466: Trap them with a black hole, like above.
467: Stick a pole up their...............remove their limbs, and watch as gravity kills them.
468: Make them read this list.
469: Crush them with my avatar
470: Drop one of my avatar's HE shells on them.
471: Turn them into dinner with a giant microwave
472: Make them read pony pr0n
473: Unleash fluffy the terrible on them.

I think I've got too many unusual means of killing someone in this post. Lol. :|
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#218 Post by Stryder221 »

474: Buy high-powered assault rifle. Use as blunt instrument.
475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#219 Post by Ketzal »

Stryder221 wrote:475: Bite zombies and turn them human.
I couldn't help but stare at your avatar as I read this XD


476: Make everything above their neck a fine red mist, ya bloody fruitshop owner!

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#220 Post by Ethan the wolf »

477- by using dark magic
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#221 Post by Hotep the psychic »

478-OBjection
479-my avatar
480-movie actors in character
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#222 Post by InceptionBwaaa »

481: Apply for Sandra Bullock's job
482: skull[CENSORED] it
483: put in pit fight with Johnny Depp
484: BATMAN
485: Enter it into the Mortal Combat tournament
486:FINISH HIM
487:FATALITY!
488: play Can Your Pet with it
489: play Flappy Bird with it
490: haduken
491: use tard strength to pummel to death
492:explode TARDIS over head
493:BANE
494: i'm gonna headbuttcha!
495:pootis
496:gottam
497:make it watch Spiderman 3
498:make it play the video game adaptation
499:500 hit omfg gjfgfcjgxhfd combo!
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#223 Post by jacobc62 »

500: Feed InceptionBwaaa coffee and let loose the hounds of hell! (This post is only for fun, and not to put down anyone here)
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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#224 Post by ajwilli1 »

601: Send them to Space Station 13
602: Use some magic boogaloo and turn them into cheeseburgers
603: Force feed them paradox stew

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Re: 1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

#225 Post by Booty Medic »

604:Stab them with :keith: 's ears.

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