1001 ways to kill a zombie without guns

[Epicfail18081]

354: Release the Kraken!
355: Death by Jool's immense gravity
356: On the moon
357: Cure it = No more zombie
358: Saw
359: Death by speeding fridge
360: Death by speeding Dr. Kleiner in a bathtub
361: Boot to the head
362: Skydiving without a parachute. Into a volcano.
363: Attach a rope to it's head and tie it to a pole in the middle of tornado alley.
364: Being creative

Don't worry guys, my sanity was long gone before I arrived.

[Stryder221]

365: Smash their head in with your health bar.

[DariusL]

366: Set a minor spike trap kit on the ground in front of the zombie.
367: Use a short bow +1 on the zombies.
368: Let your dwarf friend hit them with a double bladed axe.

[jacobc62]

372: Get Cybermen to upgrade them
373: Get Daleks to EXTERMINATE! the new CyberZombies.
374: Choose Charmander
375: Always end your list of ways to kill a zombie with a multiple of 5.

[geckohero17]

376: Fire a Catapult at it.
377: Stomp on it like it was a Goomba.
378: Fire a Catapult
379: Send it to a Macdonalds factory. (At least it's better than their current meat)
380: Put yourself in a Hamster-like ball covered in spikes, and then roll onto the Zombie.
381: Train Zombies to eat Zombies.
382: Trick it into a Shark Tank.
383: Fight fire with fire and eat the zombie.

We're suppose to get to 1001?
I'd be surprised if they got weirder than these ones.

[EDIT]-Sorry, kind of forgot about no guns

[Warforge]

Run it over with a tank or monster truck yeeha!

[Stryder221]

376: Fire a Catapult at it.
377: Stomp on it like it was a Goomba.
378: Fire a Catapult
379: Send it to a Macdonalds factory. (At least it's better than their current meat)
380: Put yourself in a Hamster-like ball covered in spikes, and then roll onto the Zombie.
381: Train Zombies to eat Zombies.
382: Use a Uzi 9ml while saying "Asta-levista, baby. Without guns, the subject said.
382: Trick it into a Shark Tank.
383: Fight fire with fire and eat the zombie.

385: Train ducks to eat zombies.
386: Throw elephants.
387: Cry a river, watch 'em drown.
388: Use catapult as melee weapon. Don't ask how, just do it.
389: Use your ultra editing skills to edit zombie out of the game.
390: Sword-chucks. Nuff said.
391: Use the letter O as a chakram.
392: Use the letter P like an axe.
393: Weaponize the rest of the alphabet.

[Chaosye]

393: Weaponize the rest of the alphabet.

394: Then, open up the dictionary.

[Warforge]

Use a empty mini gun as a drill o r sledge hammer

[MecaReaper]

Use a empty mini gun as a drill o r sledge hammer

396: Raptors hitting zombies with swords riding sharks .... Your argument is invalided

[Evilsqirrel]

397: College level chemistry exam. NOTHING can survive that.

[MecaReaper]

398: Chainsaw Whip

[Hoppy]

399: Fruitcake from Christmas, 1979

[jacobc62]

400: Trolling
401: Retirement plan
402: "Rick Rolling" them

[Stryder221]

403: Tie 'em to the side of your car, then grind it into the wall/railing while driving at high speeds.
404: Abduct via UFO. Begin "fatal" experimentation.
405: Call (a) Mary Sue. Watch the zombies strangle themselves rather than put up with being in her (Or his. whatever.) holier-than-thou presence for more than two seconds.